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Kipofu&Kiziwi.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Marafiki wawili,kipofu na Kiziwi walikuwa na Maongezi kama ifuatavyo.Kipofu akamwambia mwenzie(Kiziwi) kwa ishara;"Jana nilichelewa sana kurudi nyumbani,wife alinibwatukia sana,ili kuepukana na makelele yake nikaamua kuvaa headphones nikaanza kusikiliza muziki kwa sauti kubwa".Kiziwi nae akamwambia kipofu;"Mi mwenyewe jana wife alibwata kweli,ili kuepukana na kero ya kubwata kwake nikaamua kuzima taa!".
     
  2. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh...............ha haaa haaa ha
     
  3. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe! Tehe! Tehe!
     
  4. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Choma nikuchome! Duh
     
  5. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    tungo tata hiyo.
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kuna ajali ilitokea ya kugongwa mwanafunzi na dereva kuinia mitini,basi kiwete akamwambia kipofu nishikie magongo yangu níìkimbize ile gari. Kipofu akamjibu usihofu nimeshaiandika plate namba yake.
     
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