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Kipima Uongo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by akashube, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. akashube

    akashube JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mama mmoja alifariki na kujikuta amefika mbele ya malaika wa mwenyezi Mungu ambaye alimfikisha kwenye chumba kilichojaa saa nyingi za mshale zisizo na kioo.

    Yule mama akataka kujua zile saa zisizo na vioo kazi yake ni nini. Yule malaika akamwambia hizo zinapima uongo anaosema mwanadamu duniani, na kwenye chumba hicho kila binadamu kuna saa yake.

    Ghafla yule mama akaona saa moja ambayo mshale wake hautembei akauliza ni ya nani. Malaika akamwambia hiyo ni ya mama Theresa na imewahi kutembea mara mbili tu basi ikasimama.

    Alipotazama vizuri yule mama aliona saa chache sana ambazo hazitembei lakini nyingi zilikuwa zinatembea kwa kasi kubwa. Hivyo akaamua aulize kwa malaika ili amwonyeshe saa ya mume wake ilipo.

    Malaika akamwambia ooh hiyo iko ofisini kwetu tunaitumia kama feni.
     
  2. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahah lol inaelekea mumeo alikuwa mwongo sana lol
     
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    mamanalia JF-Expert Member

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    oh oh my ribs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smile-big:
     
  4. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Huuwii asubuhi yote umeamua kunitanua mbavu zangu hii ungileta after lunch!kweli kazi ipo jf!jf for life
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    It's good hakuomba aonyeshwe za wanasiasa, nahisi zingekuwa zinatumiwa kugenerate umeme. :nono: :yield:
     
  6. akashube

    akashube JF-Expert Member

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    Haki ya nani, nina RB yako...umenichana mbavu
     
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    Ki tochi Member

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    ha ha haa
     
  8. Kionambele

    Kionambele JF-Expert Member

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    nahisi za wanasiasa zitakuwa zimeungua kabisa kwa kuwa zimezalisha radi.
     
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