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Kinyozi na mteja

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fatma Bawazir, Jan 2, 2011.

  1. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    kuna mgeni mmoja alikuja kutoka nchi jirani alipofika Dar akaingia kwa kinyozi kunyoa nywele alipoingia akajitambulisha mimi ni mgeni natokea kenya,nauliza kunyoa nywele ni bei gani? kinyozi akajibu karibu ukae ni shs.3000 tu jamaa aka anza kunyolewa,wakati akiendelea kunyolewa kinyozi akajamba silence jamaa ushuzi ukampalia akawa hana la kusema,mara kimyozi akamuuliza jamaa umesema unatokea Nairobi vipi unaiyonaje hali ya hewa ya kwetu,jamaa akajibu kama haliyahewa yenyewe ndio hii ikizidi tu kutanyesha mvua ya mavi
     
  2. Babkey

    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    Du!
     
  3. G

    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    Teh
     
  4. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

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    Mh!teh teh teh !!
     
  5. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    haiyaaaa.... Mgeni siye huyo..ana majibu namna hiyooo??.
     
  6. Kiresua

    Kiresua JF-Expert Member

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    kuna Mwarabu mmoja alikuwa ananunua karafuu Tanga kutokea milima ya Amani, sasa msaidizi wa Mwarabu ambaye alikuw amwenyeji wa Tanga alikuwa ananika karafuu ili isije ikaharibika. Ghafla yakaanza manyunyu ya mvua, mazungumzo yakawa kama hivi:

    mwarabu: vevee!! haioni vua naanza kunyesha?
    Msaidizi: Hapana bosi Kaskazi ananawa uso hivyo si mvua nyingi

    Baada ya dakkika 10 ikanyesha bonge la mvua

    Mwarabu: veve si lisema kaskazi anaosha uso? sasa ona kaskazi anaosha ***** yake!! imelowesha karafuu yangu yote!!!!
     
  7. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Teheteheteheeeeeee.
     
  8. DJ BABU

    DJ BABU JF-Expert Member

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    ebana da we ndo fatma?
     
  9. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa vizuri stress reducer
     
  10. drphone

    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    du u make my day yani nimecheka
     
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