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Kinyozi anyolewa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Dec 4, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa na msitu nywele anaelekea kwa kinyozi. Njiani aliona mtoto wa mitaani ana nywele nyingi kuliko yake. Akamuita na kumwuliza:
    Dogo unataka kunyoa nywele? Dogo akajibu ndio lakini hakuwa na pesa.
    "Usijali, wewe nifate tu".

    Walipofika kwa kinyozi, kinyozi akamnyoa nywele yule jamaa, alipomaliza akaanza kumnyoa dogo. Kati kati ya kazi, jamaa akasema anaenda kutafuta chenji alikuwa nahela kubwa. Kinyozi alimaliza, akabaki kumsubiri yule jamaa lakini nusu saa ilipita hakutokea.

    Wewe dogo, mbona baba yako harejei?
    "Hapana, sio baba yangu, mimi aliniona njiani akaniambia kama ninataka kunyoa nywele nimfate".
     
  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, sijui kinyozi alifanyaje hapo!
     
  3. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha haaa...!!!! Dogo hana hatia, imekula kwa kinyozi hiyo!
     
  4. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    oohh! hasara tayari.
     
  5. dazipozi

    dazipozi JF-Expert Member

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    aichekeshi
     
  6. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Angalau inafunza: MALIPO KWANZA
     
  7. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Akae, asinzie, kusubiri mteja mwengine.
    Nafikiri huo akiingia tu hata hajasema shida atamwambia:
    "MALIPO MWANZO!!"

    Dogo anatoka amefuraaaaahi!
     
  8. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Inachekesha!
     
  9. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    kinyozi lazima awe mpole tu, huku nyumbani kwake mke na watoto wakikosa msosi
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Zikianza ngumi simo.
     
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