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Kinyesi chako

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Washawasha, Feb 18, 2011.

  1. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Mkozenu safarini kuelekea Kisiju,kufika sehemu Dereva akacmamisha gari ili mkachimbe dawa pia mkamkuta mkazi wa pale naye alikuwa anajisaidia alivyomaliza akachukua kinyesi chako na kukiweka kwenye mfuko wa Rambo na ww unamuona je?utarudi umùulize jamaa kinyesi chako anataka kukifanyia nn au utawahi kwenye Bus,maana Kondakta anapiga kelele
     
  2. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    kaka nakushauri usianzishe sredi ukiwa na njaa.
     
  3. Ukwaju

    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    Du mimi nina Imani nitapanda zangu basi niendelee na safari, unajua njaa imeingia nchini labda anawapelekea mbwa wake.
     
  4. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    kimtokacho mtu hakimtii unajisi, wacha jamaa aendelee na mbwembwe zake nami na safari yangu (baridi)
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Hakuna cha njaa Mkuu Kidonge,nimetandika viazi vitamu na chai,niko njema
     
  6. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    kinyesi chako na wewe bana aaaarrghhh!
     
  7. klorokwini

    klorokwini JF-Expert Member

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    hii menu mkuu inabidi wakuongezee mshahara tu. dah!
     
  8. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    menu hii hutakiwi kula malawi toka ile sheria yao ya kupumua hazarani ilpoanzishwa
     
  9. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Mie nimeomba wanipunguzie mshahara wangu maana mbwa na paka wangu kila siku wanataka mambo ya Nandoz/steers 3x a day nataka na wao wale viazi/mihogo kama mie,kwahiyo waknpunguzia cntokuwa na huruma nao
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa atakuwa Basha a.k.a Mende atakuwa ananusa na kuwaza anaku......lol!
     
  11. B

    BrainbasterZIDU New Member

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    Na mimi nampiga mkwara nachukua kinyesi chake
     
  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du!!
     
  13. Chapa Nalo Jr

    Chapa Nalo Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima niduwae, it is a waste lakini dah!, Afrika hii ndugu!
     
  14. mafiakisiwani

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    dah!
     
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