Kilimo cha mpunga,nimeipenda hii!

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  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Je,unasumbuliwa na ndege waharibifu kwenye shamba lako la mpunga?.Usipate tabu,fanya kama ifuatavyo;jitahidi kuwakamata japo ndege kumi waharibifu~>Wakate miguu yao kisha ikaange mpaka ibaki majivu~>Yale majivu changanya na maji kisha nenda kayapake hayo majivu kona zote za shamba lako. Baada ya kufanya hivyo kuwa huru kufanya shughuli zako kwani ndege waharibifu wote watafanya shamba lako kama sehemu ya kupumzikia tu,njaa ikiwauma watakwenda mashamba ya jirani zako.SOURCE:Mzee mmoja mkulima wa mpunga kijiji cha Mvumi,wilayani Kilosa.
     
  2. Wamisosi

    Wamisosi Senior Member

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    Mzee mwanga huyo
     
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    Tutaijaribu hiyo teknolojia mkuu!
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Go n try it for us dudupori.
     
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    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    ukitaka demu wako asimegwe?
     
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    Myakubanga JF Bronze Member

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    Du!!!!
     
  7. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mzee atakuwa anatumia nguvu za giza maana nimelima sana mpunga sikuwahi kusikia hii.
     
  8. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Never give up!
     
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    Nadhan itabid utafute nyeti za wanaume kama watano hivi wanaommega then kata dushelele zao zikaange mpaka ziwe majivu then mpake mwili mzima....no one will go there.
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ahaah!very simple,umewahi kuona jani kavu la mhindi likipepea angani na kimbunga?basi unalifukuzia lile jani mpaka unahakikisha umelidaka kabla halijagusa ardhi.Baada ya hapo kalichome moto,chukua majivu yake kisha changanya na unga wa tangawizi.Paka huo unga kwenye kichwa ya mtulinga wako,then mwingilie your dearest one,she will never cheat on you!
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Yeeuuw!
     
  12. WAHEED SUDAY

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    Mlete kwangu hatamegwa tena
     
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    equivocal Senior Member

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    naomba u2weke sawa, ukikaanga ki2 unapatapata mjivu kweliiiiiii au kuchomaaaaa
     
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    Katavi JF Platinum Member

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    Mweee.....hizi teknolojia za asili mbona ngumu namna hii.
     

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