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Kila saa moja jioni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SI unit, Feb 26, 2012.

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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya fungate la ndoa yao, bwana harusi alikaa bi harus akaanza kumpa sheria:
    Mr: Nitakua natoka na kurud mda ninaotaka na kwenda ninapotaka. Unatakiwa unipikie chakula kitam kila siku. Pia ntakua natoka na washkaj wangu kwenda viwanja kila ntakapojickia na sitatarajia complain zozote kutoka kwako. Sawa?
    Bibie akajibu: I'm ok with all those but remember my schedule to have sex is every day 7p.m whether u r here or not!
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Aisee.. Ndoa au ndoano?
     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Mbwai mbwai tu !
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Khaaa...
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake tuna akili sana, ndio maana mianaume mnaishia kutumia mabavu tu
     
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    Rev Fr KABOKA mchizi Member

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    Teh, teh, teh!
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe! Ongereni
     
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    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    true dat, chezea sisi..mungu an hekima ndo mana akaanza muumba adam, la sivyo....heheheiiyaah.
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo inabidi jamaa abadili msimamo ili kila siku awepo kugaswa dozi ndo aendelee na washkaji wake aendako
     
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    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Karibia mtagundua namna ya kuk*j*a huku mmesimama
     
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    bucho JF-Expert Member

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    Wizi mtupu.
     
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    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Ha! Mwanamke wa hivyo kumkomoa unampa "ok" ila na we unamwambia ni saa 6 usiku,uwe umerudi au bado!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.
     
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