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Kila kitu sisi ni hovyo hovyo

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Masanilo, Jan 6, 2010.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Siku ya kwanza tu polisi ananiomba rushwa kisa gari halina reg number hajui nilikuwa natoka nalo bandarini......akaomba 2000

    Haya nikaenda kumwona Drogba nikiwa na mzenj wangu, nikakata tiketi za VIP Tshs 50000 utaratibu mbovu mbovu hakuna geti ikabidi kuwapoza wale jamaa kwa buku mbili

    Nikaenda kiwanja cha uswahili nikatoa 10,000 beer 2 Mhudumu akaioshia zake

    Wapwa wamenikimbia wote hawapo reachable!!!!


    Narudi kzangu Zenj

    Masa
     
  2. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Kila huduma bongo lazima utoe kitu kidogo looooooooooooh this country bwana
     
  3. bht

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    kwani masanilo ulizani utakuta mabadiliko????? infakti we are from better to worse!!! welcome home/back
     
  4. Masanilo

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    Kitu Kimoja kizuri Mademu wa bongo mpoo juu sana halafu hamna gharama! Kuku 2 na Heinekens za Kichina umemaliza
     
  5. Asprin

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    Halafu na wewe jana si tukakubaliana tuangamizane na bia? Ikawaje sasa?
     
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    bht JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaa lol!! mimi hunipati mpaka unipe moja ya yale matotokaa yenye chata la mkuu wa kaya!!!!!!!! 'INVISIBLE'
     
  7. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Unrechable wewe acha uhuni wa Nguli na wake za watu na kucha
     
  8. TIMING

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    cousin, hiyo ndiyo bongo kila kitu lazima kiwe na ndogo yake; ukioa basi uwe na nyumba ndogo... ukipewa ile kitu basi unaomba na ile ndogo yake ...yaani ni etc. etc tu mtindo mmoja
     
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    Nilipigwa ban na vibarua vya watu! Haiwezekani tusiumizane kwa bia kwa siku mbili hizi! Weekend lazima tukulishe kokoto na heinekeni za kichina pale kwa eliza.
     
  10. bht

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    na nyumba ngogo muuagizie kama feaweli
     
  11. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Nije peke yangu ama na Mzenj? teh teh teh teh
     
  12. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    halafu na wewe ukiondoka kimya kimya hatutakuelewa
     
  13. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Eliza ana rafiki yake mzuri. Ata act uzenj kwa muda.
     
  14. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Mzenji nitampeleka kukatwa kucha kwa Nguli
     
  15. Masanilo

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    Poa mazeee nipo nipo kwa sana sana tu shida wote hampo reachable! mpo na network search
     
  16. Asprin

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    Hapo sawa, mradi asipotee njia aende kwa fidel!
     
  17. Masanilo

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    Fidel hapendi wavaa bai bui
     
  18. bht

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    nilijua tu yaani usimtunuku masanilo kitu....!!!!!!???????
     
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    UJE MWENYEWE BWANA!
    kuna totooz nzuri ambazo zitakufanya uupitie upya MKATABA WAKO NA MZENJI!......ai miin ni vipimo vizuri sana tunavyotumia sisi
     
  20. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    TBS ama FDA
     
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