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Kikuyu Dad

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by manyusi, Nov 20, 2010.

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    manyusi JF-Expert Member

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    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and he explains:

    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However,if there is a miscarriage, well.....what do you suggest I do?

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again and try again until we get a girl, a boy and later on twins and,
    if she continues the miscarrige, the mother is here at your disposal or you can have both my daughter and my wife. Reke Ngwire*..!!!!!!
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    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    Duu! Umaskini ndio tatizo