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Kiingereza ni tabu, si BUNGENI tu!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sembo, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. sembo

    sembo JF-Expert Member

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    Ticha mmoja kijijini kwetu alikuwa akijitambulsha kwa wanafunzi baada ya kupangiwa field katika shule ya kijiji,
    'My name is Teacher Juma. I will be with you for 1 moon. I need your union'!!
     
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    mchonga JF-Expert Member

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    he he he he he he hii kali,
     
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    hahahaaaaa mbavu zangu mie,
     
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    Ben40 Senior Member

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    Teh teh*4
     
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    Chezea kingreza weye??
     
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    Kwa kweli kiingeereza ni janga la taifa. Eti nasikia kilikuja na meli. Lakini sio lugha yetu bana kwa hiyo wala haisumbui.
     
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    pera Senior Member

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    zee, zee piople like zee zee zee car! yaani m2 anasema zee(the) kama 20 stori fupi 2 ya dk 1
     
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    Hahahahaaaa
     
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    Mtajuaje kingereza jk anawadanganyeni eti mdumishe kiswahili wakati watoto wake anawasomesha uingeleza sijui wanasoma kiswahili huko au ndo usimwamshe aliyelala
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Watoto zake wanasoma hapa bongo weweeee,au hukumbuki ya Mwanaasha.
    Halafu sio Uingeleza ni Uingereza.

     
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    Si ajabu kingereza kimekuja na meli.
     
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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    ya jamaa anayemueleza mzungu john kaliwa na mamba " mr jon iz standingi on ze ston rikaja wimbi ndani rina mamba rikamsuya kichwa miguu finish"
     
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    handboy Senior Member

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    Sina mbavu kubwa kuliko mkuu!
     
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