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kIinGeReZa hIkI tUTaFiKa kWeLi??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    1. Principal to student..." I
    saw u
    yesterday rotating near
    girls hostel
    pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said :"
    pick up the
    ... paper and fall in the
    dustbin!!!"
    3. once Hindi teacher said...."
    I'm going out of the world to
    America.."
    4. "..DON 'T TRY TO TALK IN
    FRONT OF
    MY BACK.."
    5. don't.. laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth
    and all will
    be fallen down.....
    6. It was very hot in the
    afternoon
    when the teacher entered.. She tried to
    switch the fan on, but there
    was some
    problem. and then she said
    " why is
    fan not oning" (ing form of on)
    7. Teacher in a furious
    mood... write
    down ur name and father
    of ur name!!
    8. "shhh. .. quiet... the principal is
    revolving around college"
    9. My manager started like
    this "Hi, I
    am Madhu, Married with
    two kids" 10. "will u hang that
    calendar or else
    I'll HANG MYSELF"
    11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF
    U WILL
    TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN
    OUTSIDE"
    12. Chemistry HOD comes
    and tells us...
    "My aim is to study my son
    and marry my daughter"
    13. Tomorrow call ur
    parents especially
    mother and father
    14. "why are you looking
    at the monkeys outside when I
    am in the
    class?!"
    15. Lab assistant said this
    when my
    friend wrote wrong code.. "I
    understand. You
    understand.
    Computer how
    understand??
    16. Seeing the principal passing by, the
    teacher told the noisy class..
    "Keep
    quiet, the principal has
    passed away"
    17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So
    Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"
    18. teacher to students:don
    't spit
    outside, the understanding
    people will suffer
    19. i have 3 daughters, all
    are girl..
    20......
    21......
    22......
    Endeleza hapo
     
  2. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Endeleza mwenyeweeeeeeeeee!!!!

    Mi nimepita tu!
     
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    shule gani hiyo?
     
  4. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    nzuri hii
     
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