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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bambanza jr., Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Siku1 kifo kilimtembelea jamaa1 mazungumzo yakawa hivi KIFO:leo nimekuja kuchukua roho yako si unaona jina lako lipo mwanzo JAMAA:mbona mapema sana? Basi kaa kidogo tule ndo uichukue Baada ya kifo kukubali jamaa akamwekea dawa ya usingizi kwenye chakula kwa siri, kweli kifo alilala na jamaa akaweka jina lake mwisho wa karatasi. Kifo alipoamka akamwambia "nashukuru sana kwa ukarimu rafiki hivyo wewe nimeahirisha ngoja nianzie jina la mwisho kabisa..."
     
  2. Erickb52

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    Hahahahaaa hapo jamaa lazma ajisalimishe tu itakula kwake
     
  3. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Imekula kwake
     
  4. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    kabisaaa...! Alileta usanii, Duu hapo inabidi amuombe kifo aanzie tu hapo mwanzo kwan hana pa kutokea!
     
  5. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Duh! My GOD tobaaaaa, naondoka nduki moto chini kifo kinanikuta kwenye move.
     
  6. nsangaman

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    Angemwekea sumu ya panya.
     
  7. Angel Nylon

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    Inatisha haichekeshi!
     
  8. ndyoko

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    alikosea huyo angeliondoa kabisa jina lake kutoka kwenye orodha.........ni kama alijitakia tu maana kwa kuliweka mwisho hilo jina lake ni kwamba lazima angeondoka tu si tayari alishakuwepo kwa list ingawa alijiweka mwisho!
     
  9. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    ooh! Sory bt nadhan ni suala la hisia tu.
     
  10. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    alijua kifo ni lazima isipokuwa ni suala la muda tu ndio maana akajisogeza mwisho ili afe akiwa na miaka 180.
     
  11. Geraldo DaVinci

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    Hahaha siku ya kufa nyan mti yote huteleza
     
  12. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Inatisha nini sasa hapo?

    Ukiona unaogopa kufa ujue hujaweka sawa mambo yako na Muuumba wakati siku zote unatakiwa uishi huku mambo yako yakiwa sawa na Muumba.

    Haina maana kuogopa kufa wakati unajua NI HAKIKA siku moja utakufa,

    Hahahaha hahaha
     
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    Prince edu Member

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    Hapo jamaa kama ilikuwa lunch basi inabidi amualike na dinner ili aanzie mwanzo!!
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    sAFI SANA!SIKU IMEFIKA
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ah ha ha ah ah ah aha h inabidi amwombe kifo alale hapo ili atafute mbinu mpya
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!hapo pagumu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Hii style ya copy & paste imezid ngoja niongee na mod tuanze kutoa adhabu.
     
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