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Kidume chajinasa chenyewe!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke mmoja baada ya mmewe kusafiri aliamua kuwaita mahawara wake wawili wa kiume! Basi vidume havikufanya hiyana vikatia timu; Ghafla bila kutegemea mume akarudi na ikabidi mwanaume mmoja ajifiche darini na mwingine chini ya uvungu! Mazungumzo kati ya mume na mkewe yalikuwa hivi:

    Mme:Mke wangu kipenzi,nimekuletea zawadi toka safarini!

    Mke:Aaaah...Asante sana mme wangu!!!!

    Mme:Noooooooooo...usinishukuru mimi;bali mshukuru aliye juu{akimaanisha MUNGU}

    Jamaa aliye juu ya dari ikabidi apige kelele:Aaaaaaahhhhhh sipo peke yangu,kuna mwingine yupo chini ya uvungu!!!
     
  2. Kabakabana

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    Kwa hiyo walikuwa wafanye three some ama?
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    We unaonaje...ndio hivo!!!!
     
  4. Kabakabana

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    oh owkay
     
  5. Myakubanga

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    Mh...sitaki kufikiri klilcho tokea baada ya hapo!!!
     
  6. Myakubanga

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    Lazima simu unayo lodia itakuwa nokia ya tochi!!!
     
  7. Bishop Hiluka

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    Kilichotokea nadhani mwanaume alizimia, wale jamaa wakakimbia...
     
  8. Myakubanga

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    hALAFU YULE MWANAMKE AKAFA GHAFLA KWA BUMBUWAZI!!!
     
  9. Bishop Hiluka

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    Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! Kisha mwanaume alipozinduka na kukuta mkewe
    amekufa halafu wale jamaa hawapo naye akafa. Wakakutana mbinguni...
     
  10. Myakubanga

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    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa...subiri jamaa aje ataku load na wewe!!!
     
  11. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Du.......haya bana!!!
     
  12. Myakubanga

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    Teh!Teh!
    Na huko mbinguni lazima mume alimzabua makofi mkewe;Mungu akaamua kuwarushia jamaa duniani...kwa sasa nadhani ni Rejao$MS!!!!
     
  13. mtamanyali

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    maisha yao kwa sasa ni safi na wanaishi mbagala majimatitu.
     
  14. Myakubanga

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    Kweli?
    Nina wasiwasi!!!
     
  15. Myakubanga

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    Bila shaka mmoja alitaka kula mbele mwingine nyuma!!!
     
  16. Myakubanga

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    Tupa hiyo mashine yako
     
  17. Washawasha

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    king majuto.Nalog off
     
  18. Myakubanga

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    Na alijuta kweli!!!!
     
  19. Washawasha

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    umeona eh! Nalog off
     
  20. Myakubanga

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    Ni mjukuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
     
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