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Kids are quick

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Saint Ivuga, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Kids are quick

    [​IMG]Kids Are Quick
    ____________ _________ _________ ______
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
    ____________ _________ _________ ______
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    ____________ _________ _________ ____
    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    ____________ _________ _________ _________
    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    ____________ _________ _________ __
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    ____________ _________ _________ ________
    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ____________ _________ _________
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
    ____________ _________ _________ _____
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
     
  2. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha i like da last one
     
  3. M

    Masomi Member

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    Hiyo ya mwisho nimeipenda!
     
  4. LD

    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh hiyo ya H to O,
    Inaelekea teacher haandiki anatamka tu.
     
  5. Donnie Charlie

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    hiyo ya Donald ipo poa sana. thanks
     
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    KIBONGOMKUTI JF-Expert Member

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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

    Hhahahha Ivuga asante nimechana mbavu zangu. Duh ila hii unawatafuta ubaya wenye taaluma yao.
     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

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    Ahahaha:clap2:
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    Af wewe......!unautani na walimu
     
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