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Kicheche wa kijijini.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alipeana miadi na demu mmoja kijijini.Ilipofika saa 4 usiku,jamaa akajiandaa kisha akaelekea kwenye gheto la yule demu.Alipofika pale,akamkuta mshkaji mwingine akimtongoza yule demu nyuma ya nyumba.Jamaa akaona haina shida,akapanda juu ya mti kusubiri wamalizane ili zamu yake na yeye ifike.Alipopanda juu ya mti,akastaajabu kukutana na mshkaji mwingine naye akisubiri zamu yake ifike.Kilichofuata baada ya hapo..........
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Kilichofuata ni dhambi kukielezea!
     
  3. k

    kakolo Senior Member

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    Ku- share? I don't know.
     
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    Mbishi SR Member

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    Hapo si inabidi wajipange - First in First Served' au??!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ni mande tu.!
     
  6. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    dah hyo kali, hapo inabidi tutafute utilization of the facility, expected time in the queue, expected time in the system, arrival rate=5customer/minute, aaah aah
     
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    pumbatupu JF-Expert Member

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    tunaanza kuleteana hadithi za..sungura akasema...mbona hatukuwi???
     
  8. alexmahone

    alexmahone JF-Expert Member

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    mmoja mmoja ndio mpango...
     
  9. J

    JACADUOGO2. JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi muda huo nilikuwa ndani ya gheto ya huyo demu namsubiri amalizane na jamaa halafu aingie.
     
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