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"Kicheche" wa Kenya atumia viwango kutoa huduma...Babu asema mpaka kieleweke!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Shadow, Apr 20, 2009.

  1. Shadow

    Shadow JF-Expert Member

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    Love thy marriage...thou shalt not cheat!

    You’re too old, sex worker tells client

    By Maloba Andati:
    Residents of Doonholm Estate in Naorobi were recently woken up by an unusual commotion in the night.

    It was an exchange of words between a well-known businessman and a sex worker who complained that she couldn’t sleep with him because she had established that he was old enough to be her father.

    It all started around 3am when neighbours were woken up by noises from the usually quiet home. They were surprised because the man lives in the house alone, with a houseboy in the servant’s quarter. Some of the neighbours went to investigate the source of the noise, thinking that perhaps the man had been attacked by thugs.

    They knocked on the gate when they heard a woman say in a shrill voice that she wouldn’t play around with "a person my father’s age".
    Initially the man ignored their pleas to open but later gave in and opened the gate for them. They were shocked to find the man bare-chested, dressed only in white boxer shorts.

    The inebriated man informed his curious audience that the woman had refused to pay his debt. The woman, who was locked in the house, explained through a window that she and the man had been drinking together and that he had indeed paid her so that they could have sex.

    However, she had sobered up a bit by the time they got to the house and was able to establish that the man was old enough to be her father.
    The man could hardly contain his anger as he recalled that he had spent over Sh2,000 buying beer for the woman and even paid her Sh2,000 so that "I could enjoy my night".

    He went on to wonder why she had changed her mind yet he had got into the mood.


    Sexually starved

    The two engaged in a heated argument with each trying to outdo the other. The woman got more support with the women present lauding her for not to playing around with married men.

    The men, however, asked her to return the money since she had not rendered any service. "Lazima alipe ushuru (She must pay tax)," a cheeky wag urged.

    As the night wore on with those present suggesting various solutions to the impasse, the man could not hide his disappointment and anger.
    His wife, he explained, worked in Eldoret and had failed to show up after promising to visit him on a number of occasions.

    After being sexually starved for a long time, he had decided to pay for the services of the young woman whom he had met at a bar in town.
    He described how on spotting the beautiful young women, he had been overcome by the urge to cheat on his wife. He invited her to join him for beer and they had agreed to go to his house for the night. He paid her upfront after she agreed to accompany him, he said.

    The evidently angry man explained that he had even taken some male vitality pills since he did not wish to disappoint the woman. To this, a woman in the crowd shouted, "Ashindwe".


    Ordered to refund
    When he invited the young woman to his bedroom, he was surprised when she declined, stating that after observing him well she had discovered he was old enough to be her father.

    At this point, he asked the neigbours what they would do if they were in his shoes. As people exchanged looks, the woman interjected and said she was standing her ground and would not sleep with him. She suggested that the man appoints one of the young men present to represent him.
    One of the neighbours accused the victim of being naive.

    "Unaweza lipa fare kabla ya kupanda gari (Do you pay fare before boarding a bus)?" he asked and went on to say that even the Government demands that you only pay after getting a service.

    The chairman of the neighbourhood association saved the day when he ordered the woman to refund the man’s money.

    Source:The Standard | Online Edition :: You’re too old, sex worker tells client
     
  2. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...kicheche mjanja, alishtukia 'atalipa' usiku kucha kwa hili;

    ...Kwahiyo ilimbidi Babu ajikande na mabarafu? maana hizo 'tembe' hazisikii cha muadhini wala cha mnadi sala!
     
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    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    [COLOR="Blue"]ROGLMAO!!!!!....

    "Razima shuma ilale...si ume kula ships"
    translation
    "Lazima chuma ilale...si umekula chips"

    ask any Kenyan... LOL
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    Mtu B JF-Expert Member

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    Penginepo binti alimwona huyo babu akimeza hizo tembe, na kwa uzoefu wake penginepo anazijua mziki wake, akaona loh! cha kufia?
     
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    Zogwale JF-Expert Member

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    Kicheche aliogopa bunduki ilikuwa imesimama mithili ya mnara akaona hataweza libeneke lake. Sasa sijui alifanyaje mpaka bunduki ilale!!! Si mchezo.Jamani viagra hizo, mhogo babu kubwa.
     
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