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Khaaa mwl alituvunja mbavu!.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pawaga, Sep 15, 2011.

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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    Nilipokuwa nasoma O-level kule Njoss tulikuwa na tabia ya kumcheka yeyote aliyekosea kutamka neno na tulikuwa tunasema AMECHOMA. Nikiwa kidato cha tatu mwl wangu wa darasa aliingia darasan asbh na kuanza kutoa adhabu kwa wale wasiofanya usafi,. Mwalim akauliza,nani hajasafisha MADIRISAA?(akimaanisha madirisha),2kaanza kucheka,tcha akasema jaman samahani ulimi hauna MSHUPA(akimaanisha mfupa)..hapo ndo aliharibu zaidi maana darasa zima kelele tupu mwl umechomaaaa.
     
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    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa! Kwl apo kachoma! Nakumbuka ckul cku 2lkuwa twacheza mech sasa mpira ulipigwa kros kat jamaa kalelema kaukosa tcha nje akasema kwa sauti wewe rusha miju guu bwana. Akimaanisha "miguu juu"
     
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    Kajole JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh dah hyo kali.
     
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    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    kwakwakwa huwa watu wanaochapia wanamazoea ya kula mlenda sana na bamia
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    usikalie kizee cha watanda, ni mwiko kasiba
     
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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    <br /> <br / Bujibuji unamaanisha nini vile maana kama cjakuelewa mkubwa!.
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    usikalie kitanda cha wazee ni mwiko kabisa
     
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    mseseve JF-Expert Member

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    HIYO kali basi tukiwa chuo kuna jamaa yangu mmja alikuwa anapenda sana kudakia mada basi kuna dictionery yangu ilipotea kumbe yeye aliiba wakati nauliza nani kachukua kitabu changu cha bios nikawa nafunga basi kadakia MIMI SIJAONA NA WALA SIJACHUKUA "DINAKSHARI" ya mtu
     
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    Sumuni Member

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    Nafikiri wewe ndio unachoma zaidi. Hizo namba mbili (2) nne (4) ulizoziweka tuzisomaje? Tusome mbili-likuwa, mbili-nasema. Au unataka tuzisome tarakimu kwa ki-english halafu herufi kwa kibongo? Kama ndivyo hapa iweje 4m3? four-m-three? Kaaazi kwelikweli! Unaweza kujaribu kuonesha kuchoma kwa Mwalimu wako bila kujua kuwa wewe ndiwe mwenye kuchoma zaidi!
     
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    thank you!
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    U made me laugh..thnx.!
     
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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    <br /> <br / hvi ki-english napo tukueleweje?,dah hapo nawe umechoma lkn nashukuru pia kwa mtazamo wako,hvi ni kweli hujaelewa au ulitaka kutuonyesha kuwa wewe ni much know?.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    uchafuzi wa Lugha. Hizo 2, 4 ,na 3 tuzisomeje? Hili ni jukwaa la wasomi.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha mwl wangu wa o level, alikuwa mbovu wa English, siku moja alisema "the rubbish who under the tree"
    siku nyingine alisema " when you here your name shout" akimaanisha kuwa ukisikia jina lako itikia. Siku nyingine alisema "i remembering you" akimaanisha nakukumbushia.
    Ilikuwa full vichekesho
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaa haaa.................ningekua m ndo mwalimu yaani nigetembeza bakora darasa zima afu na adhabu juu hamna adabu
     
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    Pawaga JF-Expert Member

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    <br /> <br / mzee asante lkn unaacha kusoma kama hazisomeki,.unajua kwanin wanapenda kuandika hvyo?
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    sijui kwanini wanaandika hivyo!
     
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    Tolerant Member

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    Jf raha,full vicheko!ha ha ha!
     
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    Kweli kabisa Mkuu Sumuni. Hawa ndio wachafuzi wa lugha. Jamaa kachoma yeye na mwalimu wake. Teh teh teh.
     
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    deadteja JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli jf raha, lkn hao dents hawana adabu, kwani hawajui kwamba MFUPA HAUNA ULIMI?
     
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