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Kenyans Voted Ugliest in Africa

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  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]22 January 2012[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa. With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa Awards, held at the Gregor Theater in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] It posted 7 points out of a possible 540 points. The top position was taken by Rwanda, followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon, at 46. The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical appearance, grooming, communication and other areas.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Coincidentally this came just a week after an article on Kenyans appeared in the Pretorian Bird. The article, in the entertainment section, claims Kenya has the funniest looking president on earth, and a VP with a strange looking head. It goes on to say that Kikuyu women and Luo men pose the most weird features.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] "Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated balloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs. Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth."[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] "Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing at 5'2"...5'4" tops. Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in in their Luhya counterparts."[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]He goes on to describe Kaleos as "Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they'll remain in Europe, their features never improve". "Nandis will have rounded foreheads, and thin, long arms". While occupants at the coast province are said to have "Wide faces, almost like a widescreen telly, especially taitas,and durumas"[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] "Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming" The writer says. "The women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleachs which mess them up. The result: A scary (unpigmented)light face, black legs, and a black back". As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard english is admired, "there's too much mothertounge interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and Kikuyus".[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] While Luos were pointed out as to be suffering from chronic 'braggitis'. The research funded by the institute of Primate Research at the University of St. Kenkley, also noted that Kenyan men are very marketable in the Kimberely area of SA and parts of the Guateng region. Reason, they are big, hopeless spenders.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot] Moral lesson, "Be careful dating a Kenyan online." Accepting the Award Ambassador Kinyesi, complained of biased judging. Also present were dignitaries from all around Africa.[/FONT]:yawn:
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

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    duh..ha mamanzi wa nairob i je?
     
  3. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah utani mwingine unaweza anzisha operation nyingine ya linda nchi..aisee!
     
  4. Nyani Ngabu

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    Hmmm sidhani kama Wakenya wanawazidi Waghana aisee
     
  5. Ngongo

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    Duh wapo jamaa wa South Sudan sidhani kama walishirikishwa.Ebu angalia hawa ndiyo vipusa wa S Sudan.

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  6. FaizaFoxy

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    Nna uhakika kwa kujikoroga hiyo nafasi ilikuwa ya Tanzania, labda hawajashiriki tu.
     
  7. Achahasira

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    maana imekuwa kama lazima kwa dada zetu.
     
  8. tz1

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    Nakubaliana.
     
  9. tz1

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    Kwenye red wanafanana na kabila moja hapa tz ila ni weupe.
     
  10. The Boss

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    Lol...................
     
  11. Msafiri Kasian

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    Haaa! Wewe! Umekosea sana aise,Tanzania kuna watu wazuri sana aise!
     
  12. MaxShimba

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  13. TIMING

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    this is totally uunfair, sijui how cameroon inakuja ahead of ethiopia au kenya inakua nyuma ya wajuba and chad and CAR

    tunawaonea sana wakenya

    wangepiga na makabila kabisa
     
  14. simplemind

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    Kuhusu hating dark skin na kutumia mkorogo(mercury bleaches) wameonewa. Hii kitu Tanzania inaongoza. Very few kenyan ladies use skin lighteners.
     
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    Ur right ..Hasa Mbeya na Dar..watu wanajikoroga hadi ndevu zinawaota
     
  16. FaizaFoxy

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    Ubaguzi South Africa upo kwenye damu zao, si weupe si weusi, sasa wanaiambukiza Afrika.

    Kwanza nilicheka nikaona kama ni joke fulani hivi, baada ya kufikiri, hivi nnai classify kuwa ni ubaguzi.

    Sisemi kama hapa Tanzania hakuna ubaguzi, la hasha, upo na unazidi na hii haipunguzi inachochea.
     
  17. Jagermaster

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    Report zingine du..Lmfao
     
  18. LE GAGNANT

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    Lile kabila la wakimbiaji, wakalenjin, nao mh!
     
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    Topical JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga huu siwezi kukubaliana nao kabisa mke wangu wa pili ni mkenya (mjaluo); yes ni mweusi lakini mzuri sana aisee, meno meupe shape safi kabisa..

    Huu ni ujinga na bad looking wako kila taifa..aisee sijapenda haya matokeo hata kidogo..

    Anyway inawezekana kwasababu nina interest na wakenya
     
  20. SOBY

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    Mbona hilo gazeti halikuzungumzia watoto wa kimanga?
     
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