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Kenya voted ugliest in Africa, what is the position of Tanzanians

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Mshirazi, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. Mshirazi

    Mshirazi JF-Expert Member

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    THIS IS SIMPLY PROVOCATIVE, OUTRAGEOUS AND RIDICULOUS, CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! IT'S OUTRIGHT DEFAMATORY INNUENDO!



    Kenyans voted ugliest in Africa

    Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa .

    With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa Awards, held at the Gregor Theatre in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000.



    It posted 7pts out of a possible 540. The top position was taken by Rwanda , followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon , at 46.



    The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. They say that Kikuyuwomen[FONT=Times New
 Roman] and [/FONT]Luo men pose the most weird features.



    Read this:



    Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated balloons. They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit.

    Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs.

    Kikuyu men are also un proportional, and most of them are stunted.

    They walk leaning forward. Plus they have long rusty teeth.

    Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing at 5m tops.



    Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs, a feature also common in their Luhya counterparts



    He goes on to describe Kalenjins as Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track. However long they remain in Europe , their features never improve Nandis will have rounded foreheads and thin, long arms While occupants at the coast province are said to have Wide faces, almost like a widescreen telly, especially taitas, and durumas Luhyas are the most weird creatures on earth. Men have very big noses and big lips while their partners have big funny looking hips and legs like

    those of animals.



    Kenyans do not know the meaning of good grooming, The writer says. The women hate their dark skins and opt for mercury bleaches which mess them up. The result: A scary (unpigmented) light face, black legs, and a black back.As much as the Kenyan accent, of standard English is admired, too much mother tongue interference, common in Merus, Kisiis, and Kikuyus.
     
  2. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Siwezi kushabikia huu ujinga-we are all created by the image of GOD.
     
  3. Triplets

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    Hao participants wana uzuri gani kiasi cha kuwachambua wenzao namna hii?

    beauty is in the eye of beholder

    standard za uzuri zipo tofauti in different communities/tribes...what one society sees as ugly can be stunning beauty to another, hata hizi international standards za uzuri sidhani kama ni fair, mdada aliyekondeana na kukosa minofu anaweza kuonekana mzuri sana uchina lakini akienda nchi nyingine ikawa sivyo nk
     
  4. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    Utafikiri huwa tunampa mungu specifications za namna tunavyotaka tuzaliwe!! Haya mambo mengine, what value do they add in our societies?
     
  5. ZionTZ

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    Good to know that there are people somewhere in africa that are deadly STUPID

    Bible says, Tumeumbwa kwa mfano wa mungu, kumwita mwenzio ugly that means

    unamkosoa/kumtukana mungu.
     
  6. Smatta

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    This is funny.. am 100% sure this article was written by a Kenyan, hakuna mtu anaweza chambua lugha za Kenya na physical features zao hivyo. hahahahahaha.
     
  7. PakaJimmy

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    Pointless..!

    Sioni cha maana hapa!..Rwanda kwa uzuri gani ilio nao wakati issues za humanity ziko degraded kiasi kile!..What kind of beauty do they base on?

    Si waafrica mambo yetu ni ya Ki-ngomangoma tu!..Poor we!!
     
  8. Balantanda

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    Nonsense
     
  9. i

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    its seems that is the only thing Tanzanians feel proud of. But it is completely helpless for us. That is their origin, we should stop criticizing them on this coz.
    Mambo ambayo wao wanajisifia kwa namna moja au nyingine yanawasaidia. We should stop entertaining these ridiculous things and focus on challenges which are ahead of us.
     
  10. Bluray

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    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, whether Benz or Peaugeot
    And don't you ever say that King Kong's wife is an idiot
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, some even love killers
    And don't you wonder why pretty Japanese girls love Godzilla
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, thats the deal
    How else can you explain Heidi Klum and Seal?
     
  11. paesulta

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    ...c'mon JF LOL,this is funny,i'm gonna laugh this one with my Kenyan roommate...
     
  12. NairobiWalker

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    Lol, I can't believe Tanzanians aren't bashing us on this one. Am happy they've realized how stupid it is - East Africa growing strong once again!!
     
  13. Kijakazi

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    Mbona mnataka kuukwepa Ukweli yaani mnapinga kwamba hakuna watu wanaovutia? au mnapinga nini sasa? Kwa hiyo mnataka kusema kwamba Wakenya wana muonekano wa wakuvutia?
    Au mnapinga kwamba Wanyarwanda hawana muonekano wa kuvutia?

    Mimi nimefika Kenya ingawaje sijui vigezo vilivyotumiwa lkn naweza kusema kwamba sikuona watu wenye muonekano unaovutia machoni embu angalia Viongozi wao kama Moi nakumbuka wakati tuko wadogo Mtu akikwambia una sura kama ya Moi unalia, angalia Kibaki utasema anavutia? embu ona na Raila huyu naye ana sura ya kuvutia kweli? Angalia Uhuru Kenyata unaweza kumfanannisha Kikwete kwa utanashati?

    ni kama Uganda tu pia nao hawavutii kabisa machoni
     
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    haya ndio mambo tunayowaza waafrika unategemea nini hapo. hopeless
     
  15. Bubu Msemaovyo

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    Who are you to criticize people like that.
     
  16. Kijakazi

    Kijakazi JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona sijaona mahali alipo criticize au ulimaanisha nini? Nafikiri kucriticize ni kumshtumu mtu kwa jambo fulani alilo au ambalo hakulifanya sasa mbona sioni uwiano hapo?
     
  17. SirChief

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    f***k*ng nonsens../
     
  18. stroke

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    i must admit kenyan's are very ugly indeed
     
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    stroke JF-Expert Member

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    si vibaya kukubali na hii tafiti pia, maana ni kama zile nyingine zinazowapa misifa..
     
  20. sr bachelor

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    Wabongo bana kwa kujidai, kuna watu wanaovutia na wasiovutia, hata sisi tunaojidai kuchonga chonga kuna mwanamke akipita lazima tumsindikize kwa macho, labda wakitoa list ya unafiki na kujidai tu wakarimu sana wabongo tutashinda.. Btw naonaga kwenye churchill show kunakuwaga na mademu wazuri kweli au ni wa nairobi tu..?
     
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