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Kazi ya asali ni nin?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Perry, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Samahanin wakuu,jana usiku kwenye mida ya saa 2 nilikua nimejibanza kwenye ukuta wa moja ya block maarufu hapa mabibo hostel ambapo watu huwa wanapenda kwenda kukaa na kupga story mbili tatu,mara nkackia wadada wawil wanapga story zao,mmoja akawa anamuambia mwenzie hivi ''shost ka haisimami haraka,we chukua asali then mpakae afu uwe ka unailamba,nakwambia atapiga kelele mwenyewe na kamwe hatakusahau ktk maisha yake,kwan c unaona me wangu alivyo niganda,ndo utundu huo nakuibia shost wangu'' bac me nkajifanya kupga chafya ili kuwakatiza maongezi yao!sasa wakuu,ebu tuambiane asali nayo huwa ni lubricant ktk majamboz?
     
  2. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    kwa mtazamo wangu hapo asali ameiweka kama madoido tu...kumpa mzuka wa kulamba cone...ila haina kazi yoyote ktk kusimamisha dudu!...ikinyonywa kwa ustadi bana haina haja hata ya asali...kitu lazima iwe mguu sawa!
     
  3. zimwimtu

    zimwimtu JF-Expert Member

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    dah, block gani mkuu.., sio dem wangu kweli!!!!!!!!!!!!.?
     
  4. Obe

    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Weekend zina mambo!
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Blok G
     
  6. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    kama kawaida mkuu,vp nawe mdau wa pale nin?
     
  7. kande kavu

    kande kavu JF-Expert Member

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    Asali mwenzie Ulimi. Paka popote kwenye mwili kisha pitisha/pitishiwa ulimi. Ila tahadhali wakuu ukimpata fundi wa ulimi waweza kuwa kama umetemwa na anaconda! mweeee!
     
  8. chumvichumvi

    chumvichumvi JF-Expert Member

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    iyo itabidi nimwambie ajaribu kunifanyia next tym 2kimeet
     
  9. The Don

    The Don JF-Expert Member

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    Chonde chonde,chambo nomaaaaaaa
     
  10. m

    mANg'HOnDi Member

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    unatega sato au?
     
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    gody5m Senior Member

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    jaribu na ice cream nayo iko poa tu ila sawala linabaki pale pale upate fundi mzuri vinginevyo hawachelew kukuchubua hawa
     
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    garola New Member

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    do hata mimi sijui kama asli nayo ina kazi kwenye mapenzi kwa kweli kwa hili mi pia nahitaji darasa kutoka kwenu.
     
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    Vonix JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio kwanza nasikia acha nikae mkao wa kula.
     
  14. yaser

    yaser JF-Expert Member

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    we ucngepiga chafya ungeskiliza mpaka mwisho ungeckia hata kaz ya hyo asali kuliko kuja kuwafungua watu ubongo hapa.
     
  15. La kuchumpa

    La kuchumpa Member

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    Aseeeeeeh!!!!!
     
  16. Boflo

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    Duh....yaani Mwanamme mzima unajibanza ukutani..

    Salaale, afana aleki kufa hakuna breki
     
  17. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Mahabat ya pwani ndugu..Asali ni chachu yan kwa lugha laini ni Chachandu ktk majamboz,..sharti muwe wasafi,mmeoga,mmetakata..asal waweza imimina kmtndo kifuani,kwenye chuchu,ktkt ya matit(mferejini),mgongoni,kiunoni,kwnye tango kmtindo,..ama anywhere u'll be conftble with,..then ulimi sasa uutumie kwa ufundi na ustadi kulamba iyo asali ktk kuamsha mashamsham uwanjan...
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    C lazima saana,.asal inahtaj ufundi ktk kuitumia,..cyo unakurupuka kunwagia mwenzako bila kujadil,men wengine hawajui izo mambo,watahis limbwata!
     
  18. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    MziziMkavu alisema ukipakaza asali kwenye dushelele ukaingia mapango ya amboni au mabwepande basi dushelele inaexpand kidogo na kule kwenye craters panapata raha
     
  19. kikwakwa

    kikwakwa Senior Member

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    si ungewauliza hao wadad?
     
  20. mopaozi

    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    asali ya tabora ina tobacco ni hatari ni kama umevuta fegi ukinywa asali ni tiba kwa magonjwa mengi kutokana na wingi wa uchafu ambao nyuki wameufyonza na kuujaza katika mzinga
     
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