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Kazi kwetu wazazi.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Nov 30, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja wakati akijiandaa kutoka out pamoja na mkewe na mwanawe.Mke mbele,mtoto kati na baba nyuma,mara mtoto akamtonya baba yake,'baba,umeiona inye ndembe ndembe?'.Baba akauliza,iko wapi?.Mtoto akamjibu huku akinyooshea mkono kwa makalio ya mamake,akasema,'ile pale kwa sauti ya chini'.Baba mtoto ambaye ni mfanyakazi mwenzangu akabaki midomo wazi.Ungekuwa wewe ndo huyo Baba ungechukua uamuzi gani?
     
  2. victo

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    Duh! kazi kwelikweli. Hii ni :hatari:
     
  3. 2k Genius

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    Cjaelewa
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Duh,pole genius.
     
  5. Bakulutu

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    yawezekana genious wa tandika!
    MADA: Nita mchunguza kidogox2 bila ku mfokea au kipigo....kuna ka mziz katakuwa kam chpua sehem icyo yake.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Nitawashtaki
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  7. Possibles

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    Nitamsahihisha......inaitwa Inye gwedegwede
     
  8. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Nitamwambia hiyo inye nde mbe ndembe naimiliki mimi yeye asiitamani akatafute yake
     
  9. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuuuuuh!
     
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    Sasa hapo ndo mtoto anagundua kwanini ulimpenda mama.nukta
     
  11. mojoki

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    kama umemepandea mama watoto makalio lazima utakua na kazi nayo ya ziada mkuu...kabla hujabisha kumbuka amri ya 12...usibishe bishe usije ukabishiwa
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Amri ya 12...usimny'ang'anye asiye nyang'anyika maana mtanyang'anyana.
     
  13. Gurta

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    koreeekti
     
  14. Kel.G

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    We noma!
     
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