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Kaumbuka.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, May 30, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    A woman requested a whole roaster (jogoo) from the butcher, he didn't let on that the bird he presented her was the last one.

    "Do you have one that's a little larger?" she asked.

    "Of course,..." said the butcher. He took the roaster behind the counter away from view, and made a lot of noise rolling it around the ice, as if he was searching for just the right chicken. He then showed the same bird to her.

    "Better...," she said. "Do you have one with a little more meat on it?" He took the chicken, rolled it in the ice, and offered it up a third time.

    "Great....!" the woman said. " I'll take all three....
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha..teh teh teh teh teh teh teh...
    Unamwambia hiyo ni 3-in-1!lol
     
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    Unamwambia tu kuwa kuna regular client amepiga simu na ameweka oda ya majogoo mawili kati ya matatu yaliyobaki...
     
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    hakuwa na matatu kaka alikuwa anamchea mama wa watu akili, soma vzr utaelewa....
     
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    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    teh eteh teh kaka hapo kwenye red umenifurahisha sana.... good one!!
     
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