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Kauli za wanaume wanapozikataa condoms wakati wanakutana na wapenzi wao

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Teamo, Feb 19, 2009.

  1. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    Wanaume wengine hutoa kila kisingizio na kisababu cha kutotaka kutumia kondom … Mara kadhaa atasema:

    "
    1. Ninataka kuwa karibu nawe zaidi mpenzi! Nakupenda sana! kwani wewe hunipendi?" ...
    2. "kufanya mapenzi na kondom ni kama kula peremende na karatasi yake!"...
    3. "Kwa mara moja tu, basi tufanye leo kesho tutatafuta hizo kondom" ...na kadhalika

    muafikiane mapema, hata kabla hamjaanza kwani huenda kajisahau mkiwa katika lindi la nyege!

    JAMANI VIDUME TUANGALIE SANA NA HIZI KAULI
     
  2. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    wengine husema hii kitu hunipa allergy!
     
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    MzalendoHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona mnawalaumu sana akina baba?

    Umeambiwa kuwa wadada saa zote hupenda condom?

    Hii thread ipelekwe ktk Mapenzi
     
  4. Opaque

    Opaque JF-Expert Member

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    Taratibu Mkuu !
     
  5. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    1. Is this a suicide pact or?
     
  6. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Akina dada wengine husema..."I don't care".....
     
  7. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Mods hii thread sio mahala pake ni kuleeee mambo ya mapenzi na uhusiano.
     
  8. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    zile condom za sultan zilikuwa na allergy kweli......baada ya kitendo sehemu za siri zinawasha kweli kweli......
     
  9. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha,kwi kwi kwi.
    Duh si mchezo nimewahi msikia mwanamke ananiambia ana allergy na maji duh nilichoka yeye ni bia tu.
    Kweli tutakwisha tatizo hii kitu ipo pale pale tunapo penda wengi.
     
  10. J

    James J Member

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    WOS plz ipeleke hii thread kwenye mahusiano na mapenzi
     
  11. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    JJ
    I wish I could do just that!
    Mimi siyo Mod wala initiator wa hii thread.
    WoS
     
  12. KiuyaJibu

    KiuyaJibu JF-Expert Member

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    ...:D nature inatufundisha hivi...

    ---Quote---
    Women exposed to their partner's semen during sex may find themselves
    feeling happier than those who use a condom, say scientists.
    Scientists in the US believe the mood-altering hormones in semen
    absorbed through the vagina help to boost women's mood.

    Semen contains a range of hormones, including testosterone and
    oestrogen, both of which have been shown to improve mood. BBC NEWS |
    Health | Semen 'makes women happy'
    Hii ni sababu kubwa ambayo itapelekea condom isitumike,kama hutomlidhisha mpenzi wako unategemea nini?Obvious akipata mjanja anayejua jinsi ya kumlidhisha ndiyo usikilizie maumivu ktk mahusiano yenu.
     
  13. Kaizer

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    tehe tehe, WoS, ndo unatabiriwa 'ukubwa' hivo, kibongobongo tunasema ulaji LOL
     
  14. Next Level

    Next Level JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa uzefu wangu wanawake ndio huwa hawapendi kutumia condoms mara nyingi....eti zinazuia kukunwa vizuri huko ndani!
     
  15. BabaDesi

    BabaDesi JF-Expert Member

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    ...Another favourite excuse, for both Men and Women; " HUNIAMINI?" !!
     
  16. Kibunango

    Kibunango JF-Expert Member

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    "Usitie shaka, nitakojolea nje...."
     
  17. Penny

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    condom inabana uume!
     
  18. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    ...unakuta njemba limechutama, jasho linamtoka, ..."kidogo tu,...kichwa tu!"
    'banana split' tamu bana...
     
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    Ekitarangwe Member

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    Mimi nina mashaka na hao wanaokataa kutumia condoms wanaweza wakawa mafataki
    enyi mademu take care
     
  20. Calnde

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    Expert?????????????
    Some prefer real test....at that time always men fails to think properly
     
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