Kauli za ukweli kwa wapendanao

[BabyGal]

unajipa moyo **** wewe mimi nashanga hizi pairs hapa jf utani kweli?

Mbona umekereka sana dada?!

 

[igwe sr.]

maneno machache ila yamebeba liujumbe likuubwa!

kweli waungwana

 

[Deo Corleone]

bora uumpende mkeo but siri zako umwambie mamako

 

[Nazjaz]

Mimi
ni wake mpendwa wangu, Na shauku yake ni
juu yangu.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

wivu sina ila roho inauma

 

[Rejao]

bora uumpende mkeo but siri zako umwambie mamako

Mmhhhh...

 

[Mentor]

Rejao, nilidhani niko peke yangu nimeona hili...yani siri zako na mkeo umwambie mama yako!?? na mkeo akamwambie ex-boyfriend!??

 

[Mentor]

Niliingia asubuhi kidogo sikukuona nikatoka!!Baba mkwe yuko bize siunajua tena mkate wangu unamtegemea yeye!!So tell me whatsup wit you today?!

Sweetheart.......................................

 

[data]

1. UKITAKA Kumjua Mume
mwenzio, mwache MKeo!!

aisee wewe ni GENIUS...

 

[Kiranja Mkuu]

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her
free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer :
if(you-love(x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
x_she.free()
if(x_she == NULL)
x_she = new She;
Animal-Rights Activist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment
of the Matrimonial
Freedom
Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation
fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her
coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then
out source her.
MBA :
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is
dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh
loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone
bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new
market

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Ukinidhara u leo kesho
utafaidika nini?