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katika basi(daladala)..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NG'ADA, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. NG'ADA

    NG'ADA Senior Member

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    katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto wake...mtoto akakataa...mama akamwambia "nyonya, kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye"..anko ni kaka mmoja ambaye alikuwa ni abiria aliyeketi na huyo mama....mtoto akanyonya kidogo, akaacha.mama akamtishia tena kumpa anko...ndipo yule kaka akasema "mama uwe na msimamo..unajua nimepitiliza vituo vinne kwa ajili yako, hebu kuwa mkweli!!!"...unanipa ninyonye au nishuke?
     
  2. MAYOO

    MAYOO Senior Member

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    mbona umecopy na kupaste! ilikuwepo kitambo sana.
     
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    dy/dx JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha safi sana hii,nimefurahi kwa kweli.
     
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    lwampel JF-Expert Member

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    da! kweli we mkali kaka.
     
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    Kalila JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha noma
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaa ha.............mecheka tena coz ilikuepo humu
     
  7. zamboni

    zamboni JF-Expert Member

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    anko kumbe anataka kweli.....
     
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    omari msuya Member

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    anko kwel alikuwa na maugwadu.na mama nae aache na mabit
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha jamaa ana ukwasu kama mie!
     
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    beny hiluka Member

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    Duh!anko alikaza!
     
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