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Katibu Muhtasi

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Judgement, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Wadau habari zenyu.
    Hivi majuzi nilipita kwenye Thrade ya Mh. Stevoh yenye headin' "Hawa ndiyo watoto wa sasa".
    Thrade hiyo ikanikumbusha kisa hiki :-
    Boss :- Haloo P/s hebu kaniletee files za mikopo.
    P/s :- Sawa Boss yako wapi ?
    Boss :- Yako A/c office.
    P/s :- Sawa Boss yatakua kwenye makabati au kwenye shelve ?
    Boss :- Kabatini kwenye droo.
    P/s :- Pale kuna makabati mawili, lipi sasa la kulia au kushoto ?
    Boss :- La kushoto.
    P/s :- Kushoto kwangu au kushoto kwako?
    Boss : Kushoto kwako.
    P/s :- Sawa umesema ziko kwenye droo, sasa madroo ya chini au ya juu ?
    Boss :- Eeeeh Stella utanipasua kichwa!
    Maswali maswali, nasema nakuomba leo, niache nibaki ofisini peke yangu, wewe ondoka nenda nyumbani nakuruhusu hadi kesho naona hauko leo sawa.
    P/s :- Kwa hiyo mzee umeniambia niende nyumbani, nyumbani kwako au nyumbani kwangu ?
    Boss :- Kimyaaaaa!
     
  2. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh! umenchekesha. . .
     
  3. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha wimbo wa messenger aliyeleta balaa nyumbani kwa manager.
     
  4. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh
     
  5. Akagando

    Akagando JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahhahahhaha!!!!!.!...Mawazo Mengi yanaumiza akili,bado unakutana na mtu kama Huyu sijui inakuaje?
     
  6. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Afu wewe!
    Yaani unajifunza kuadimika Jamvi siku mbili hizi au mapozi tu ?
     
  7. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    nipo,
    ila nimebanwa ile mbaya, naingia kwa manati....
     
  8. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Inanikumbusha story ya mhudumu wa hoteli.
    Nipe chai na mkate
    Mkate brown au mweupu?
    mweupe
    Ngano iliyotumika iwe ya urusi au canada?
    Canada
    Canada kusini au kaskazini
    ........kha!
     
  9. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ....:israel:
     
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