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Katiba mpya(hakikisha umeisoma hii kama wewe mTZ,inakuhusu tena sana!)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DullyJr, Jun 5, 2012.

  1. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani nimesikia katika mabadiliko ya katiba kutakuwa na kifungu cha sheria kinachotaka kila mtu aoe au aolewe na mtu aliyemtoa bikra.
    Je,wewe utamuoa/utaolewa na nani?
    Utaoa wawili au wa3?au hautoambualia mke/mume hata mmoja?
    Anza na huyo uliye nae,je atakuwa wako?au ataenda kwa aliyemtoa bikra?
    Tafakari,chukua hatua...
     
  2. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Mi cna changu cjui huko mbele
     
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    Pinyora Member

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    aisee mi nimebahatika bikra za kutosha.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mwe umwee !

    Near by Mwanjelwa Mbeya.
     
  5. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    ndo nin sasa au imekula kwako?
     
  6. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    huo sasa ni uharibifu,
     
  7. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    wajicfu eeh,haya wote wanakuja kwako uwaoe,hahahaha ilo timbwili lao la asha ngedere halifai
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kwani bikra ndo dili??? kwanza ata raha ya mapenzi huwa hamna unapomtoa mtu bikra.. damu nini yani hamna raha, raha ukute kitu lainiii kinapenya tu
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    man wasema kweli?
     
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    Doreen22 JF-Expert Member

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    Sizitaki mbichi hizi!
     
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    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeeeee hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  12. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    acha kabisa yani kitu lainiiiii kama unanawa mwanangu....
     
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    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    hata me nikiweka multiple choice nitachagua aliyetoka kutolewa jana, kuliko ambaye anayo
     
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