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Kasuku

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by emma-chriss, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. emma-chriss

    emma-chriss Senior Member

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    Kuna jamaa alinunua kasuka ambaye alishindwa mfuga kwa sababu alikua anatukana sana. Jamaa akaamua kumrudisha ili apewe mwingine au arudishiwe pesa yake. Alipo fika kwa muuza kasuku mazungumzo yalienda hivi;

    MTEJA: Huyu kasuku simtaki anatukana sana.
    MUUZAJI: Nitakupa mwingine mwenye uwezo wa kuongea lugha nyingi.
    MTEJA: Anaongea lugha ngapi?
    MUUZAJI: Mbili!
    MTEJA: Ipi na ipi?
    MUUZAJI: Kingereza na Kifaransa,akinyanyua mguu wa kulia anaongea kingereza,akinyanyua wa kushoto kifaransa!
    MTEJA:Akinyanyua yote kwa pamoja anaongea lugha gani?
    KASUKU: KU** MAMAKO SINTAANGUKA, EBOH!!!!!
     
  2. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Haah haah haaaa. Nimeipenda hii.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia,ha..haaaaa..
     
  4. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    haaaaaaaaaaaah! hii imekaa njema
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Bora abaki na yule yule kwani huyo mwingine anaemchukua ndio balaa zaidi...hahahaha thanks
     
  6. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo ndo sawa
     
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