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"kanumba alikuwa na umbile zuri"JK

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by yahoo, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. yahoo

    yahoo JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo aliyasema alipokwenda kuifariji familia ya kanumba.Hivi ni nani aliyetuchagulia huyu raisi,Raisi gani anasifia wanaume wenzie.:yell:
     
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    uttoh2002 JF-Expert Member

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    Kama kweli very interesting story!
     
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    Raisi ya Jamhuri ya Muungano. Kazi kweli kweli kama ni kweli.
     
  4. Adharusi

    Adharusi JF-Expert Member

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    Alikua anavutia pia Mh Dr
     
  5. yahoo

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    kama ulisikiliza maelezo ya jk redioni au tv utakubalian na mm.:nod:
     
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    yap alisema. hakuna rais pale!
     
  7. yahoo

    yahoo JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eh! nimepata picha kwanini kameron alikuja tz kutamka yale mambo kwa jk.:nod:
     
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    nafurahi kama alitamka hayo, maana hii ni uthibitisho tosha kwamba rais wetu ndio wa kiwango hicho, kwanza sioni hata kama alitakiwa kwenda sinza, si angetuma tu salam au mwakilishi jamani.

    hebu niambieni, obama alikwenda kwenye msiba wa whitney houston halafu ndio niendelee kukomenti
     
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    Well quoted 'niliwaalika nyumbani kwangu tukala pamoja chakula.....alikuwa na umbile zuri' He meant to say Kanumba was 'HANDSOME' kiswahili jiwe...kigumu jamani eeh, mh!!!
     
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    ...mambo ya pwani yanachanganya..........
     
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    BCR Senior Member

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    ukifika kwa mtu mwemye huzuni kawaida unahuzunika nae kwanza ndipo unamfariji, unaeza kuhuzunika kwa kumwambia (ni kweli alikua mdogo kimri, alikuwa mpole, mwenye kusaidia, mtanashati, n.k
    kwa upande wangu, Mhe. Rais alivyosema alikuwa na umbile zuri, ilikuwa na maneno ya kufarijiana tu,
    Ukiwa na mtazamo hasi juu ya mtu kila kitu anachofanya au kusema unaweza ona si kizuri.
    Sometime lets look/hear things in a positive eye/ear
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    tatizo liko wapi jamani?
     
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    obi's Senior Member

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    Nakubalia na ww bcr.
     
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    sis tunaangalia alichokisema na sio tafsiri zako.Ushawahi kumsikia mwanaume anmsifia mwanamme mwenzie kwa kusema "fulani mzuri".hata kwa mwamme ambaye hajasoma hilo neno ni invalid.ungemfundisha kutumia neno "tanashati kabla hajaenda kwenye msiba broo!:rant:
     
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    yahoo JF-Expert Member

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    ukitaka kula lazima uliwe.:nod:
     
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    Mko wengi kumbe!
     
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    sukacv Member

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    We uliyemuwazia vibaya utakuwa unapenda camerun
     
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    nahisi unakaa nyagwa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    hujiamini mpaka wakerwa wenzio wakisifiwa?
     
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