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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nish, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Leo nilipokuwa kanisani nilimwona mtu akivita sigara kanisani lo! nilishtuka nusu nimwage bia yangu.
     
  2. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Astaghafilulah! We ni shetwani.
     
  3. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Ni joke
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Akivita -> akivuta
     
  5. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks for your correction
     
  6. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikata stimu bwana aaarggh!
     
  7. MSOROPOGAS

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    kanisa gani hilo, jolly's nini?
     
  8. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Hutaniwi? lo!
     
  9. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Kule kwa yule mtume na nabii
     
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    N series Senior Member

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    jike imekaa poa, nimeipenda though sija press like, gud one son
     
  11. dickson longo

    dickson longo JF-Expert Member

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    Joke lakini nimeshawi kuona kipeperushi kikilitangaza hilo kanisa tena nakuongeza ruksa kulala na house girl wako.
     
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    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    msizunguke,ni hapa Makole mkabala na CBE
     
  13. Sir H

    Sir H JF-Expert Member

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    Duh,imetulia sana.
     
  14. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja sana
     
  15. Jiwe Linaloishi

    Jiwe Linaloishi JF-Expert Member

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    haha la yule anayevaa misuti mrefuu na msalaba mkubwa akikukuta anakuomba bia au kiroba sijui waumini wake hawatoi sadaka
     
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    Wakati unataka kumwaga bia mm nlikaa pemben namtongoza yule demu mtoto wa mchungaji
     
  17. Nish

    Nish JF-Expert Member

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    halafu mchungaji alikuwa anakukodolea mimacho
     
  18. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    Ishu kama opp.na mjengoni ddm vile?
     
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    kanisa la walevi ni bar - toghocho.
     
  20. brobiz

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    duh!mtt wa mchungaji ndo alitoka geto kwangu,kwan vp alikubali?
     
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