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Kama wewe mchaga usifungue sred hii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mnyampaa, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. Mnyampaa

    Mnyampaa JF-Expert Member

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    Story hii ni joke ya ukweli. Mchaga walikuwa wakipiga story za mademu na msambaa. Ikaenda hivi: Msambaa: We mangi skiza, jana nlikuwa na demu angu si nkampiga denda mpaka akalegea afu nkashikashika nyeti zake mpaka akakojoa aisee... Mchaga: Aise Mgosi we ni **** kweli... Unapeleka mkono huko kwenye nyeti kwani kuna HELA uko kwanza denda ndo hela ngapi?
     
  2. Jakubumba

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    Mchaga ataua mtu hapa
     
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    Otorong'ong'o JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bana..
     
  4. Quirine

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    Haya bwana wewe ni noma
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    We mkareeee.....
     
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    Wewe chezea mangi!
     
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    ADK JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwa zamani mambo hayo sasahivi ngoma droo mpaka chumvini siku hizi wapo
     
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    Caritha Senior Member

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    Waambie hao me nina kitu cha kisambaa nakwambia mwanaume hataki kuniachlia ninavompa v2 vya ukweee wachaga 2po juu cku hzi
     
  9. Mnyampaa

    Mnyampaa JF-Expert Member

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    Thanx to video za X na kitchen party
     
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    umetishaaa...!!
     
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    Caritha Senior Member

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    Hata hao wengne walifundwa
     
  12. Eversmilin Gal

    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    kama wewe mke/demu wako hajui usigeneralize wote wachaga kwanza ndo wajanja wa mujini
     
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    Aithee baba angu hyo sredi umelipwa sh ngap
     
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    XANDRIA Member

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    Wachaga ndo habari ya mujini....we unaowaxema umepotea.
     
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    XANDRIA Member

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    Wachaga ndo habari ya mujini....we unaowaxema umepotea.
     
  16. Badu

    Badu JF-Expert Member

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    Jaman ifuve li mbona lilitukandia sana lau
     
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    Han'some JF-Expert Member

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    Wachagga ni sawa na mti wenye matunda.
     
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    MC babuu Member

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    Chezea mangi wewe wachaga ndo wanakimbiza hii tz kuanzia elimu adi pesa siwapendi ila wapo juu
     
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    Nomaaaaaa
     
  20. kijembeee

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    quirine,is it your name or nickname?
     
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