Kama we ni wa aina hii....... Unanikera sana.

[klorokwini]

Nikwambie sifa za WACHAKACHUZI???

1. Ni wachangiaji namba moja... anahakikisha kachangia kwanza ipasavo, ama ku-ignore kabisa tegemea na thread yenyewe maana ukitaka sifa za thread za kuchakachua hilo ni darasa lingine tena.
2. Hua wanahakikisha wametambua kua hakuna jipya tena litakuja katika thread husika... (observe trend ya uzi wako utaona kua ilifika kikomo)
3. Hua tunasoma alama toka kwa mwenye thread.... Kama katelekeza thread AU kama nae anachakachua... Wee you belong to the former, thread imechakachuliwa page tano unakuja lalama page ya sita baada ya wewe kuhusika pia...
4. Tunasoma alama ya nyakati.... Kama hapa inabidi tuhame kihenge, maana stimu ya hapa ishakatwa hivo usiwe na wasi...

Be good Mkuu na Usiku mwema...

Designed by: Ashadii
Approved by: Lawyer klorokwini
Unpresented approval: all wachakachuzi memberz
Fake witness: Husninyo
Copy reserved entitled: uchakachuzi rules

Ubarikiwe sana Ashadiii, halaf bring back my brain pliiz

 

[Mzee]

Haki mungu leo silali nailinda sredi yangu. Atakayejaribu kuichakachua tena namripoti.

 

[klorokwini]

hehehehe, umeona eeh? katamu kama ubwabwa wa sherehe.

nimegundua nina kipaji aisee. natafuta sponsors nitoe album

Halaf leo bana! dah! wee acha tu!

 

[Mzee]

Nikwambie sifa za WACHAKACHUZI???

1. Ni wachangiaji namba moja... anahakikisha kachangia kwanza ipasavo, ama ku-ignore kabisa tegemea na thread yenyewe maana ukitaka sifa za thread za kuchakachua hilo ni darasa lingine tena.
2. Hua wanahakikisha wametambua kua hakuna jipya tena litakuja katika thread husika... (observe trend ya uzi wako utaona kua ilifika kikomo)
3. Hua tunasoma alama toka kwa mwenye thread.... Kama katelekeza thread AU kama nae anachakachua... Wee you belong to the former, thread imechakachuliwa page tano unakuja lalama page ya sita baada ya wewe kuhusika pia...
4. Tunasoma alama ya nyakati.... Kama hapa inabidi tuhame kihenge, maana stimu ya hapa ishakatwa hivo usiwe na wasi...

Be good Mkuu na Usiku mwema...

usiku mwema mwenyewe.

 

[Husninyo]

Halaf leo bana! dah! wee acha tu!

yaani wewe, ushashindikana.

 

[Mzee]

Halaf leo bana! dah! wee acha tu!

naomba nikurudishie ile mahari ya Husn ili mi nimchukuee.

 

[klorokwini]

umerudi tena wewe. Nitakuripoti sasa hivi.

Mkuu dini zetu zinasema ukichapwa la kulia upeleke na la kushoto, sasa wewe ulitakiwa utuanzishie na sredi nyengine ili kufata maandiko. Jaribu kuwa muumini mzuri mkuu, duniani tunapita tu ohooo.
Husninyo ataweka aya

 

[AshaDii]

Designed by: Ashadii
Approved by: Lawyer klorokwini
Unpresented approval: all wachakachuzi memberz
Fake witness: Husninyo
Copy reserved entitled: uchakachuzi rules

Ubarikiwe sana Ashadiii, halaf bring back my brain pliiz

Napenda the way upo fast katika fani yako.... Ubarikiwe saana....
Kazi yangu ya pili hapa ni kukushauri it is better we leave uende na
Mrembo Husny (my niece) pale MMU, Kuna jamaa anasema msione
vyaeelea alafu kaanza thread kwa kuchakachua Avatar ya Maty...

Nimerahisisha kazi pale, mwaweza endeleza....lol... Vipi Brain isha rudi tayari???

 

[Husninyo]

Mkuu dini zetu zinasema ukichapwa la kulia upeleke na la kushoto, sasa wewe ulitakiwa utuanzishie na sredi nyengine ili kufata maandiko. Jaribu kuwa muumini mzuri mkuu, duniani tunapita tu ohooo.
Husninyo ataweka aya

mweleweshe mzee. halafu utanifaa kwenye bendi yangu wewe.

 

[Mzee]

Mkuu dini zetu zinasema ukichapwa la kulia upeleke na la kushoto, sasa wewe ulitakiwa utuanzishie na sredi nyengine ili kufata maandiko. Jaribu kuwa muumini mzuri mkuu, duniani tunapita tu ohooo.
Husninyo ataweka aya

mungu wangu. Nishushie nguvu za kuwamudu hawa viumbe wako.

 

[klorokwini]

Napenda the way upo fast katika fani yako.... Ubarikiwe saana....
Kazi yangu ya pili hapa ni kukushauri it is better we leave uende na
Mrembo Husny (my niece) pale MMU, Kuna jamaa anasema msione
vyaeelea alafu kaanza thread kwa kuchakachua Avatar ya Maty...

Nimerahisisha kazi pale, mwaweza endeleza....lol... Vipi Brain isha rudi tayari???

Brain imerudi na inafanya kazi vizuri sana baada kuskia uporoto na husninyo wameachana, nishindwe mie tu sasa heheh
acha tuhame kweli bana mzee asje akamtoa mtu busha

 

[King’asti]

Mtalaka hatingozwi
Source: unknown

Brain imerudi na inafanya kazi vizuri sana baada kuskia uporoto na husninyo wameachana, nishindwe mie tu sasa heheh
acha tuhame kweli bana mzee asje akamtoa mtu busha

 

[King’asti]

Kuchakachua kuna tamu yake! Si waona vile unaanza kuingia kiduchu kiduchu eeh? Welcome aboard sir!

naomba nikurudishie ile mahari ya Husn ili mi nimchukuee.

 

[King’asti]

Hiyo #1, stupid questions calls for stupid answers

Kuna watu huwa wananikera sana
1. Ukimuuliza swali badala ya kujibu naye anauliza swali.
2. Kujifanya kila kitu anajua.
3. Mchonganishi i.e mtu wa majungu hovyo.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

namba 2 na 3. Huwa wanakera sana

 

[NGUVUMOJA]

Kuna watu huwa wananikera sana
1. Ukimuuliza swali badala ya kujibu naye anauliza swali.
2. Kujifanya kila kitu anajua.
3. Mchonganishi i.e mtu wa majungu hovyo.

1.Je ww ni wa aina gani? Isiwe na ww unawakera wenzio.
B2

 

[Consigliere]

Ngoja nikakusanye kuni na kung'oa mihogo ya chai halafu nitarudi.