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kama ungekuwa wewe?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nziriye, Feb 10, 2011.

  1. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani wanjf kwa leo nimekutana na swali gumu kweli na nimekosa jibu lake,kama ungekuwa wewe ungejibu vipi?kaka kaliniuliza eti bro ungependa uwe dafu uchokonorewe,uwe nazi ukunwe,uwe shuka utandikwe,bazook utafunwe?hebu naomba help pliz ungependa uwe nini?
     
  2. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha! Mimi ningependa niwe mchi, nitwange.
     
  3. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    napenda kuwa nyundo ni ....
     
  4. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani ,haya bwana mchi,twanga kotekote usitumie hirizi,
     
  5. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    haya we ,gonga tu au unataka kupigilia
     
  6. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Ningependa niwe Mkwezi nilichokonoe,
    Niwe mkunaji niikune,
    Niwe mtandikaji wa hilo shuka,
    na niwe mtafunaji!!!
    karibu...
     
  7. Tambara Bovu

    Tambara Bovu JF-Expert Member

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    handbag nibebwe
     
  8. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani firstlady una mbwembwe kwei kwei-haya we utabebeka?
     
  9. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    niwe msumari mie
     
  10. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    unataka ugongwe na nyundo ama?
     
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    kaleju Member

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    baba kokote twanga ubaya nchi usikatike wala usiuazime
     
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    docotera Member

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    hivi na kati ya mkuna na mkunwaji,mchokonolewa na mchokoaji muona RAHA nani???
     
  13. makandokando

    makandokando JF-Expert Member

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    wewe na huyo kaka yako mna lwenu......sisi hapa JF hatumo....hatutaki kesi.
     
  14. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    haya sitii chumvi wala sukari,meseji sent and delivered.
     
  15. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    very simple questim as to musticate a piece of cake ,yani mkunwaji anaskia oooh...aaah ,utaaaamu kunoga
     
  16. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    haya mkuu mana siku hz wana-msamiati mpya utawaskia,eti tumepata habari za ki-intelligensia ...
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    simo!:sick:
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    nitarud bidae ngoja kwanza nifikirie
     
  19. menyidyo

    menyidyo JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu!
     
  20. nkyandwale

    nkyandwale Member

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    Angaliya upo katika wakati mgumu usikaliye kuti kavu ukataporomoka? Achana naye na mpotezeee! Kwani, nilazima uchaguwe lolote, mwache huyo ni mpita njiya. Hawo ndiwo Mafataki! :msela:
     
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