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Kama ni Stress hizi zimezidi hebu isome hii.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zeddicus, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. Zeddicus

    Zeddicus JF-Expert Member

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    A stressful man was in his office thinking deeply, all
    of a sudden a guy runs inside and shouted; Juma,
    Juma, ur daughter Anna just had an accident and
    died. Shocked and confused, he jumped out of his
    office through the window. As he was descending
    down, he remembered his office was on the 7th floor. As he was descending he remembered he
    doesn't have a daughter called Anaa. Still
    descending he remembered he's not even married.
    Just two floors before he hits the ground, he
    remembered his name is not Juma.
     
  2. Polisi

    Polisi JF-Expert Member

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    When he started to go back to 7th floor, he wake up. Ha ha ha, he was dreaming
     
  3. che wa Tz

    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahaha, Hahahahahahahahahaha umeifanya eid yangu iende Powa
     
  4. Mimtamu

    Mimtamu JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana baba wa hiari, get well soon
     
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    drannex New Member

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    Yes , this is good sana asee
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Du!
    Stress ni soo!
     
  7. Eshacky

    Eshacky JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha!
     
  8. cheupe sr

    cheupe sr Senior Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi kwi hiyo ni chikobo..
     
  9. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! teh! Teh! Teh teh, safi sana.
     
  10. Facilitator

    Facilitator JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hii
     
  11. Mr Rocky

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    Una kesi ya kujibu na iko mahakama kuu
     
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    Facilitator JF-Expert Member

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    Aiseeeeeeeee, kaka huwezi kunsusa hivyo. Hiyo kesi wewe ndo advocate wangu, wala siwazi kbs.

    Long time dear brother. Hope u're ok
     
  13. Zeddicus

    Zeddicus JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaaaa umetisha mkuu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Near by Shaba pub Mbeya.
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    ama kweli haraka haraka mbaya!
     
  16. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    aritoine niko salama kabisa kaka
    yaani umenisusa mbaya aise
    Tutafutane mjini aise nikupe habari njema kaka
     
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    radiation Senior Member

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