Kama mpenzi wako anakoroma usingizini unajisikiaje?

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kinyoba

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habari za leo wanajamvi, nimekua nikishuhudia kuwa wanaume wengi ndo wanaokoroma kuliko wanawake, je ni kweli? Nini sababu yake? Je kama demu/mkeo/mumeo anakoroma unajisikiaje? Maana nina jirani yangu tumetenganishwa na ukuta mumewe huwa namsikia anakoroma kama kuna mashine ya kusaga nafaka! Sijui huyo anaelalanae anajisikiaje inapotokea hana usingizi.
 
kinyoba said:
habari za leo wanajamvi, nimekua nikishuhudia kuwa wanaume wengi ndo wanaokoroma kuliko wanawake, je ni kweli? Nini sababu yake? Je kama demu/mkeo/mumeo anakoroma unajisikiaje? Maana nina jirani yangu tumetenganishwa na ukuta mumewe huwa namsikia anakoroma kama kuna mashine ya kusaga nafaka! Sijui huyo anaelalanae anajisikiaje inapotokea hana usingizi.
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Aaamke amshike kichwa chake taratibu na kumlaza vizuri katika style ambayo haiblock njia ya hewa! Kama kalala chali check kichwa chake na shingo vimekaaje, mrekebishe!
 
kinyoba said:
habari za leo wanajamvi, nimekua nikishuhudia kuwa wanaume wengi ndo wanaokoroma kuliko wanawake, je ni kweli? Nini sababu yake? Je kama demu/mkeo/mumeo anakoroma unajisikiaje? Maana nina jirani yangu tumetenganishwa na ukuta mumewe huwa namsikia anakoroma kama kuna mashine ya kusaga nafaka! Sijui huyo anaelalanae anajisikiaje inapotokea hana usingizi.
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Rule No. 5 ya relationship.

If you can neither change it nor avoid it then turn it into romantic.
 
Lizzy said:
Weeee MJ unataka wenzako wafunguliwe kesi?!Maana mwingine ukitaka kumweka vizuri hivyo akashtuka anaweza akakutuhumu kua ulikua unajaribu kumuua!!
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Lizzy dia kama ni urelationship yenye mgogoro hili litatokea lakini kama hakuna.unatanguliza na "Mpenzi pole naona umelala vibaya.............unamkandamiza na buzu la paji la uso"!!
 
MwanajamiiOne said:
"Mpenzi pole naona umelala vibaya.............unamkandamiza na buzu la paji la uso"!!
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mwanajamii nimeipenda hii yako, ningefanyiwa hivyo ningezidisha malavidavi sana ila ukweli ni kuwa siku nikikoroma mai waifu wangu huwa ananipiga vikumbo vya hatari tena kimya kimya, nikisikia maumivu ya mbavu nashtuka najua alichofanya alafu nauchuna. Asubuhi nikiamka utasikia 'Mpenzi umelalaje leo?' naamua kuwa mpole!
 
kinyoba said:
mwanajamii nimeipenda hii yako, ningefanyiwa hivyo ningezidisha malavidavi sana ila ukweli ni kuwa siku nikikoroma mai waifu wangu huwa ananipiga vikumbo vya hatari tena kimya kimya, nikisikia maumivu ya mbavu nashtuka najua alichofanya alafu nauchuna. Asubuhi nikiamka utasikia 'Mpenzi umelalaje leo?' naamua kuwa mpole!
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Am telling you, inawork unajua tatizo ka kukoroma nadhani linachangiwa na kulala vibaya, among other factors................mara nyingi anayekoroma huwa amelala chali na shingo imebend kidogo kiasi kwamba inazuia passage ya hewa....sasa kuna ambao style hii ni favorae yao lol hawajikui kuwa inawakoromesha........ni jukumu lako we mpenziwe kumweka sawa angalau umpunguzie hilo tatizo ofcoz huku ukipata nafasi unamkumbushia kumbushia kwa maneno juu ya ulalaji wake.

Sasa huyo anayekupiga vikumbo tena mh!! nenda naye taratibu shem!
 
Kukoroma kuna sababishwa sometimes na kuchoka saana

kwa wengine ni tatizo,waende hospitali.........
 
[h=2]Shaquille O'Neal's girlfriend gets worried about his snoring, may have saved his life[/h]
Snoring is a common problem in our homes, affecting over 90 million Americans. Research indicates that two thirds of adults say that their sleep partner snores. The funny thing is that the person who snores rarely knows they are doing it! Shaquille O'Neal was recently profiled in a news story because he's one of those hapless snorers. It scared his girlfriend because she said that he would actually stop breathing! She felt that he had a sleep problem and she encouraged him to do something about it. She is credited for saving his life!
For the media, Sleep Expert Lauri Leadley, RPSGT, RCP, President of Valley Sleep Centers, can speak to the issue of snoring and how it affects not only the snorer, but the innocent sleep partner! She can offer tips to partners on how to help a spouse that snores including:
1. Use of technology such as the sleep shirt, gel mattress pads, or wedge.
2. How to know when to seek help for snoring
3. Common symptoms of snoring for those who sleep alone
4. Common treatments for snoring.
Lauri can also discuss who is at highest risk for snoring and related sleep disorders. You can film at any one of their 5 locations in Phoenix, and they can demonstrate the technology mentioned.
For more info on Lauri Leadley, and Valley Sleep Center go to: Valley Sleep Center.com.
 
Hili ni tatizo kubwa sana ambalo limesababisha hata nyumba zinazojengwa siku hizi kuwa na master bedrooms mbili. Mume ana chumba chake na mke ana chumba chake ili yule anayekoroma au kugeuka geuka sana usiku au kuamka mara kenda washroom, mara kenda kunywa maji mara anataka kuchungulia JF nini kinaendelea afanye hivyo bila "kumbugudhi" mwenzie. Wakitaka kunanihii mmoja anaenda kwenye chumba cha mwenzie wakishamaliza anarudi chumbani kwake!!!!
 
Bubu Ataka Kusema said:
Hili ni tatizo kubwa sana ambalo limesababisha hata nyumba zinazojengwa siku hizi kuwa na master bedroom mbili. Mume ana chumba chake na mke ana chumba chake ili yule anayekoroma au kugeuka geuka sana usiku au kuamka mara kenda washroom, mara kenda kunywa maji mara anataka kuchungulia JF nini kinaendelea afanye hivyo bila "kumbugudhi" mwenzie. Wakitaka kunanihii mmoja anaenda kwenye chumba cha mwenzie wakishamaliza anarudi chumbani kwake!!!!
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mhh kama wanalala hivyo wanatofauti gani na akina sie
 
bubu ataka kusema said:
hili ni tatizo kubwa sana ambalo limesababisha hata nyumba zinazojengwa siku hizi kuwa na master bedroom mbili. Mume ana chumba chake na mke ana chumba chake ili yule anayekoroma au kugeuka geuka sana usiku au kuamka mara kenda washroom, mara kenda kunywa maji mara anataka kuchungulia jf nini kinaendelea afanye hivyo bila "kumbugudhi" mwenzie. Wakitaka kunanihii mmoja anaenda kwenye chumba cha mwenzie wakishamaliza anarudi chumbani kwake!!!!
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mkuu hao wazungu
hata kama chumba kimoja,kila mtu na toilet yake....
Na marufuku mtu kuingia toilet ya mwenzake lol
 
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mkuu hao wazungu
hata kama chumba kimoja,kila mtu na toilet yake....
Na marufuku mtu kuingia toilet ya mwenzake lol
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Wanazidi kuongeza mipaka tu ya wanandoa. Si ajabu miaka ijayo watasema tunaoana lakini kila mtu anaishi kwake ili kupunguza purukushani za ndani ya ndoa.
 
bubu ataka kusema said:
wanazidi kuongeza mipaka tu ya wanandoa. Si ajabu miaka ijayo watasema tunaoana lakini kila mtu anaishi kwake ili kupunguza purukushani za ndani ya ndoa.
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mimi huwa nacheka na wayahudi siasa kali...
Wao hawasex mpaka wanapotafuta mtoto..
Na wakati wa sex,wanaweka shuka in between,linatobolewa tundu
kidogo kwa ajili ya kupitisha kitu kwenda kwa mama.....lol
imani zingine kama wehu hivi lol
 
The Boss said:
mimi huwa nacheka na wayahudi siasa kali...Wao hawasex mpaka wanapotafuta mtoto..Na wakati wa sex,wanaweka shuka in between,linatobolewa tundukidogo kwa ajili ya kupitisha kitu kwenda kwa mama.....lolimani zingine kama wehu hivi lol
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Weeee BOSS hii kitu ya Wayahudi umesikia wapi?!Mi najua wanafanya kama wengine tu!!
 
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mimi huwa nacheka na wayahudi siasa kali...
Wao hawasex mpaka wanapotafuta mtoto..
Na wakati wa sex,wanaweka shuka in between,linatobolewa tundu
kidogo kwa ajili ya kupitisha kitu kwenda kwa mama.....lol
imani zingine kama wehu hivi lol
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Hahahahahahahah lol! Lizzy, BOSS hapa katufunga kamba :)...mimi siamini kama kuna kitu kama hiki kinachofanywa na Wayahudi lol!
 
The Boss said:
mimi huwa nacheka na wayahudi siasa kali...
Wao hawasex mpaka wanapotafuta mtoto..
Na wakati wa sex,wanaweka shuka in between,linatobolewa tundu
kidogo kwa ajili ya kupitisha kitu kwenda kwa mama.....lol
imani zingine kama wehu hivi lol
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Mmhn!................................."tembea uone"..........................ooh sorry, Soma uone!
 
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