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Kama huna moyo - usisome hii

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Walevi wawili wazungu msimu wa baridi kali kwao Ulaya, walikwenda makaburini usiku "kutafuta mlo". Wakafukua maiti iliyozikwa jioni ile na kutoa alichokula marehemu kwa ajili yao.

    Mmoja akawa anakula wakati mwengine anajidai hataki huku "akimfanyia uchafu" mwenzake mpaka yule alokuwa anakula "akavitoa vyote". Baada ya kuvitoa tu yule mwengine akawa anaila yeye.

    — We vipi wewe, umenifanyia uchafu mpaka nimevitoa halafu unavila wewe?
    — Nilikuwa ninataka uvipashe moto tu, huoni baridi iliyopo?
     
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    Lady G JF-Expert Member

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    duuu mazeee hii kareeee
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Aiiih hawa jamaa wakukaa nao mbali maana hawakawii kukupiga ngumi ili utapike ili wao wafutulu
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    :hand::hand::hand: HE HE HE HE napita tu japo umenipa uoga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    macabre!
     
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