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Kama hujaiona hii..soma.

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by ngoshwe, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    [TD]HATA KAMA ULIWAHI KUIONA HII, SOMA TENA NA TENA, INA MENGI YA KUJIFUNZA JUU YA MAHUSIANO YETU NA SIMU ZA VIGANJANI...PENGINE ZINACHANGIA SANA KWA WATU KUTOKUWA WAAMINIFU AU WADANGANYIFU NA NDIO CHANZO CHA MARADHI KUVUNJIKA KWA MAHUSIANO NK..




    One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work.
    He worked in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife, Jane
    worked a distance from where her husband's office was.

    As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone, his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.

    On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses.

    His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.

    Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as 'Omari-Taxi', which read, "Vp mambo mtoto, 4 me am okay just mad! waniua-ua, kipenzi. siliii wala silali!.. usiku kucha nakuota wewe, mwenye password ya moyo wang." John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. Akaamua kuuchuna, to see what more would come.

    After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as 'Mwanjaa-Salon' which read, "Sasa, laaziz, kpande cha mzizi! natumai uko pouwa!..mi pia, ila bla ya kukutia machoni..kaaz kwl kwl!. Nice day sweetie, see you at lunch."

    Hunger strike!
    The third SMS tricked in from somebody saved as 'Winnie-boutique which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."

    John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the other side his wife might be seeing drama too.

    Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband.. She had received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as' pedejhee kingo" which read, ''Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay..nimepowa na junior hapa..yaani twaku-miss ka kiss ya kibogoyo..junior anasema nampenda sana dadiii, atakuja lini kupowa na sisi?..gday."

    Always penniless...
    Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husband had a son outside marriage.

    Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' 'Bitebo-saluni 'which read, ''Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be complete without you. Everytime I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. yaaan, hili sita kwa sita ni baridiii bla ya wewe honey ubavuni mwangu..lile Bimmer ulon'nunulia liko poa languruma ka unavonguruma ukiona 'nyama' lol!! Thanks,g'day."

    The last message came from 'papa-kindo' and read, ''Sasa mchu'? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa hm, lakini nakumiss sana . ila wakmbuka honey kuna michuzi twadaiwa kilo kadhaa za ule mradi, tuonane. Nice day love you big, mme wng"



    Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!

    When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at one another with suspicion.

    Mambo ya Visimu vya Viganjani haya!!!..




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  2. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheeeeeeeeeeka sina mbavu......
     
  3. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Very interesting.
     
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahaah lol
    balaa buluuu..
    hamna lawama hapo kwa kweli
     
  5. BabuK

    BabuK JF-Expert Member

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    Two worlds apart in one roof!!!
     
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    punainen-red JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Nani amfunge paka kengele? Ngoma droo..
     
  7. Epason

    Epason JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo mechi imeisha kwa sare, home and away. watafakari na wachukue hatua
     
  8. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    duh....ronaldo na messi wamekutana
     
  9. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Aa ni berbatov na tevez
     
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    kijana15 JF-Expert Member

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    ngoma droo.lol
     
  11. Mizizi

    Mizizi JF-Expert Member

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    dah, inatuhusu wote jamani, bado siku zetu tuu
     
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