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Kali ya weekend

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bujibuji, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Due to increasing products liability litigation,
    liquour manufacturers
    have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
    following warning labels be
    placed immediately on all containers:


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    leave you wondering what the
    hell happened to your bra.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a
    major factor in dancing like an
    retard.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    cause you to tell your friends
    over and over again that you love them.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    cause you to think you can sing.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    lead you to believe that
    ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
    them at four in the
    morning.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    make you think you can logically
    converse with other members of the opposite
    sex without spitting.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    make you think you have mystical
    Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your
    ass kicked.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    cause you to roll over in the
    morning and see something really scary.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
    leading cause of inexplicable
    rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower
    back.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
    than most people.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    lead you to believe you are
    invisible.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.


    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    cause a disturbance in the
    time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time
    may seem to literally
    disappear.
     
  2. Sumbalawinyo

    Sumbalawinyo JF-Expert Member

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    Lol.......
    Hii kweli ya leo
     
  3. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda sana hii

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    cause you to think you can sing.
    :bolt::bolt:
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Ahmed alibonda Tusker za kufa mtu akaanza kujiona Wacko Jacko, lan akampiga chini, wacha dogo aporomoshe mitusi
     
  5. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    lead you to believe you are
    PAW.
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaaah!! Hii kali zaidi.......TGIF!!!
     
  7. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    chezea PAW wewe?
     
  8. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    The consumption of alcohol has led to believe that Bujibuji is the real Nkem (nigerian comedian)
     
  9. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    My number wani:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    leave you wondering what the
    hell happened to your bra.
     
  10. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha hii kali kbs!
     
  11. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
    create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
    than most people. Hapa unamsema nanihii hapa, huyu nani huyu vile, yule wa juzi alivunja utamaduni tuliozoea wa watu wazima (bibi/babu) kutupigia hadithi badala yake yeye ndio akawa anawapagia hadithi watu wazima, nani vile yule, eeeehhh yule anaejifanya yuko smarter, tougher and better looking..........kwa kweli nimemsahau
     
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