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Kabichi limejaa maji...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Mphamvu, May 2, 2012.

  1. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Thats why I hate kupika, ndo haliliki tena ivo.
    Nishapigia simu Edo wa kiepe aniandalie chipsi mishkaki (I guess unajua kama sili mayai).
    Aaaaagh!
     
  2. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    lichuje.....
     
  3. mtu chake

    mtu chake JF-Expert Member

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    edo hajafungua..pita Facebook..au kwa Amijei...
     
  4. Mapi

    Mapi JF-Expert Member

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    likamue
     
  5. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo Facebook viepe vyao wanakata makubwa, chips kama collection ya mihogo bwana? Yai moja halikamati, problem with Hamijei ni kuhusudu wadada, anakera mpaka upeo.
     
  6. sijui nini

    sijui nini JF-Expert Member

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    litumbukize kwenye ndoo ya maji....litakauka!!!
     
  7. Cantalisia

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    Pole sana Mphamvu lol,
    Nimecheka mpaka basi km vipi lianike tu litakauka hahahha!
     
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  8. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Hili jibu sio la kihandisi kabisa, no wonder kwanini majengo yanaporomoka na barabara zinaumuka.
     
  9. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Nikikamua litaondoka na utamu, kulichemsha ndio njia poa, ila tatizo litakuwa laini sana.
    Kiepe is an option for the time being...
     
  10. mtu chake

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    ...duh..kumbe Hamijei..mtu wa totoz sana...?.....kwa Ali baba Vipi...?@Mphamvu
     
  11. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha....ngoja nikamwite mhandisi mwenzangu tuje tutatue swala lako kihandisi....
     
  12. BADILI TABIA

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    tatizo unapika kabichi unajaza mimaji ulidhani sawa na maharage?
     
  13. Erotica

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    Taabu yote ya kubika cabbage ya nini? si bora ungechukua mbilimbi? teh teh teh
     
  14. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Kipendacho roho bibie Erotica.
    Mbilimbi ndio nini, nilishamsikia mwimbaji mmoja wa taarab akiimba kuwa mbilimbi mbovu ikiguswa inatumbuka...
     
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    teh teh teh, nitamwambia bibiangu atupikie nitakukuribisha uje ule. hazielezeki.
     
  16. Mphamvu

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    Ulikuwa hujui tabia ya Hamijei?
    Kwa Alibaba poa sana, tatizo nyomi lake. Kwa jamaa huwezi kufika na kuchukua kiepe, lazima uuweke kidogo. Yote kumi, gtisa kwa Saddam Makuku, kiepe kitamu kama kinaumwa kisukari, hao kuku wa kupaka je?
     
  17. Mphamvu

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    Hapo sawa, kinabibi wanajua sana kupika. Their meal never lets you down.
    Sasa tufanye ivi, tukutane PM tupange tunaenda lini kwa bibi, na kwa staili gani.
    Au unasemaje Erotica?
     
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    Kwani unamuogopa nani hapa? wewe panga mambo yote hapa hapa hakuna shida.
     
  19. gambachovu

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    Au alianike tu.. for that matter..
     
  20. gambachovu

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    Au alitie tu kwenye microwave... Litatoka poa..
     
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