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Just had him circumcised!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced a "typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds
    Two weeks later he returned to the bar, the Bartender recognised him and ask, "Aren't you the father of typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth?

    "Yup, shore am!"

    "How much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answered "10 Pounds"

    The bartender asked "why, what happened? he did weigh 20 Pounds

    The proud father said "Just had him circumcised!!"
     
  2. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaz kwerkwer!!
     
  3. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    duh! kazi ipo
     
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    Duuuh!! inamaana ile ngozi ndo inachukua nusu ya uzito?!!!!!!
    hiyo kali
     
  5. Vin Diesel

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    kwi kwi kwi....
     
  6. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    kwa lilivyokuwa kubwa halistahili kuitwa "mkono wa sweta" liitwe tu blanket!!
     
  7. Kabakabana

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    mhhh kazi ipo
     
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