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Jordan now forces pregnant Posh Victoria to change planes..........

Discussion in 'Celebrities Forum' started by Rutashubanyuma, Feb 24, 2011.

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    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    How very dare Jordan inconvenience poor pregnant Posh?


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    Jordan inconveniences us on a daily basis, merely by existing and forcing us to write about her because her life is more dramatic than, say, Rupert Grint's.
    But that's OK, we're just nobodies who don't have anything more important to do. Posh, on the other hand, deserves better.
    Yesterday, Victoria was due to be flying to LA, but had to hastily rearrange her flight when she found out she'd be sharing stale cabin air with Jordan.
    Amusingly, Jordan heard the rumour that Posh was getting her flight and tweeted this random selection of nouns and verbs: "Taking off people saying victoria on flight this is not true tweet soonx". The poor thing was sadly unaware that she was apparently the very reason for Posh's absence.
    We don't want Posh to have to get a flight with Jordan unless we get to board it too and stare at them while shovelling complimentary peanuts into our starstruck gobs, so we're pleased Posh changed her plans - especially as she instead apparently ended up catching the same flight as Cheryl, a much more agreeable travel companion, we're sure you'll agree.
    Obviously the Beckham camp are keeping schtum about all this, only saying "We don’t comment on the Beckham family travel details, however we had several flights on hold for yesterday and today for convenience and for security reasons" - but that's not a denial, is it?
    Yeah, so this is all terribly petty, and that's why we like it so much.
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    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    It is tough being Jordan, isn't it?
     
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