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Jokes ZA NDOA

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    NO. 1
    A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.



    NO.2

    A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.



    NO.3

    A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
     
  2. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo namba 3 nadhan itaambana na Maid kufukuzwa kazi immediately!!huh Huh!:rofl:
     
  3. ngonzi zomukama

    ngonzi zomukama Senior Member

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    Hyo namba tatu nitampa kipigo na kumtolea vitu nje haalfu na mimi na anza kuto vaa chupi maana nitaju ndo mume wangu anacho vutiwa nacho! lol!
     
  4. D

    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani we huvaa chupi ukiwa nyumbani?
     
  5. Njaa

    Njaa JF-Expert Member

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    Achana na mambo ya chupi Mrembo, sisi tunadata zaidi na mademu ambao hawavai chupi, akifunua tu! mwaaaaaaa. Akitembea acha tu
     
  6. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani mi demu akiniambia "leo sijavaa chupi" Wow ukuni unasimama dede na haulali hadi kieleweke. Hapo ndo huwa nadata si kidogo.
     
  7. Mwana va Mutwa

    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    kwa hilo la namba moja nadhani jamaa angetamani amtimue wife ila ataazaje?
     
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