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jokes-Various Laws

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    1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

    2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act

    4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

    5. Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

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