Jokes about men&women

[MAMMAMIA]

- Why you can tell your friend "You're my best friend" but you dare not tell your wife "You are my best wife?

- Women are basically greedy.
They want all things from one man.
Men are so simple.
They want only one thing from all women.

- Do you know why in the whole world there are POSTMEN and no POSTWOMEN?
Because women are very slow. They make only one delivery after every nine months.

 

[chapaa]

Duuuh! hiyo kali ndo naipata kwako!!!!

 

[serio]

mhmhm:mhmhm

 

[pomo]

aminia mwanangu duuu

 

[Aine]

mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shery]

It's gudo

 

[Mkare]

Haya bana....

 

[Mdanganyika2]

Hii kali mtu wangu

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Haya bana....

They're just jokes Dada!

 

[senator]

- .

- Do you know why in the whole world there are POSTMEN and no POSTWOMEN?
Because women are very slow. They make only one delivery after every nine months.

Hapa umenifanya nitafakari zaidi.... and MEN delivers any time when required to do so!!