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Joke of the week

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkasika, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. Mkasika

    Mkasika JF-Expert Member

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    Little Fabio of Magomeni Mapipa in Dar es Salaam wanted Shs 10,000 badly and prayed to God for two weeks but nothing happened.

    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the Shs 10,000. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God from Magomeni Mapipa in Tanzania, they decided to send it to State House, Magogoni.

    The letter never even got to the president but an aide was very touched and so he sent the boy Shs 2000. He felt that this was a lot of money for a small kid.

    Fabio was delighted when he received the Shs 2000 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

    Dear God,
    Thank you very much for sending the money.

    I dont want to sound ungrateful but I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through State House and, as usual, those crooks deducted a whole Shs 8000. My teacher tells me that you never forget, but did you note this once forget that Tanzania is one of the most corrupt countries in the world and that as my dad is always saying corruption starts at the top?

    I suggest you send an angel next time.

    Thanks,
    Fabio.
     
  2. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    write kwa swahili please! husomeni in english si unaona wateja wanachungulia na kuondoka?
     
  3. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Joke of the weak
     
  4. No admission

    No admission JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh it may be true!!!
     
  5. T

    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ha:lol::lol::lol: imefanana na hali halisi ya nchi yetu
     
  6. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    there is no body.. no body who can send even a coin from the state house.. i mean no body..!
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Loooo....
     
  8. b

    bigambo Senior Member

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    teh bteh bteh te
     
  9. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    umeongea kwa hisia kali
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    khahaha hhaaaa, ama kweli joke of the week.
     
  11. N

    Namahala New Member

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    kwa vile wamezoea kuchakachua, yawezekana hata za style hiyo wakazichakachua! Duh hii ni kali
    :poa
     
  12. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah! A good joke, though not of the week.
     
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