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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by popiexo, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. popiexo

    popiexo JF-Expert Member

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    University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea,two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie.
    Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana na wanafunzi walishagundua kuwa maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza alipotoka akaamua kummezesha mwenzie majibu tu.
    SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WAS TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 1960 BUT IT POSTPONED TO 1961 DUE TO MANY REASONS.
    SWALI LA 2 BY PROF: WHO BROUGHT INDEPENDENCE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.
    SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: IT BELIEVES THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING THINGS,DO YOU BELIEVE?
    JIBU LA BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.

    Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri na kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo ndani ya chumba cha mtihani.
    SWALI LA 1 BY PROF: WHEN WERE YOU BORN?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED TO 1961.
    SWALI LA RPOF: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.
    SWALI LA 3 BY PROF: OHHHHHH MY GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?
    JIBU LA STUDENT MJINGA: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.
     
  2. Mtumishi Mkuu

    Mtumishi Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha, so nice
     
  3. Logo

    Logo JF-Expert Member

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    utakuja kuvunja mbavu za watu jaman
     
  4. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haa indeed is a joke of the day!
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Iko juu sana.
     
  6. snagy

    snagy Member

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    SO MANY PERTICIPATED BUT IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA WHO FINALISED IT.

    hah hah hah hah jamani wapi kuna duka la spea za mbavu, but yet you made my day
     
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    msambaru JF-Expert Member

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    huyu student wa 2 ni riz1 au february magamba.
     
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    Nalonga Senior Member

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    Hizo personal attack za nini mazee!! Acha tufurahi ukumbini kwetu mkuu,kama chuki binafsi peleka kuleeee!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haa,kwi kwi kwi,ehe ehe,nyauuuuuuuu!
     
  10. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!! Hapa umeua!!
     
  11. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Hufai mkuu! Hahahahahahaha! Huyo mwnfnz wa 2 ni noma, cpati pcha waliokuwa wanamhoji mbav zlvunjika kwa kias gani!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    aligraduate kwa kudesa
     
  13. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    duh hii kali mkuu teh teh
     
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    torres0909 Member

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    Teh teh teh!!!! Nilikuwa sijacheka tangu juzi, leo nimecheka, iko poa.
     
  15. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia mkuu nimeipenda
     
  16. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Safiiiiii!
     
  17. Mkimbizi

    Mkimbizi JF-Expert Member

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    joke of the day,, ila sasa ndugu huku ni mafuraha tu hao ndugu huku wanatuchefua
     
  18. kichomi

    kichomi JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio uzuli wa JF hata ukiwa na hasila zinaisha,pouuuwaaaaaa imetulia ile mbayaaaaaaaa.
     
  19. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu we ni noma.
     
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    jitu la kale Member

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    U made my day
     
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