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joke about oprah winfrey

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Andrew Nyerere, Sep 27, 2009.

  1. Andrew Nyerere

    Andrew Nyerere Verified User

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    I heard this on the talk show radio this morning.
    The talk show host says,"I will ask you three questions about Oprah Winfrey. If you get two out of three right,a member of the audience will give you a present. If you get all three of them wrong,SHE WILL HAVE YOU KILLED."
     
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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Is this a joke?
     
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    Darwin JF-Expert Member

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    Umbea I guess!! ;-)
     
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    Mwalimu Wa Zamu New Member

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    mshikaji unatuchanganya
     
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    Mvina JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nikajua kuna la maana si nafuu hata ungeleta habari za gongagonga kamega wangapi!
     
  6. Andrew Nyerere

    Andrew Nyerere Verified User

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    Siwezi kusema gongagonga kamega wangapi. By that I think unataka nikueleze scandals zinazotokea hapa. Kwa sababu huku wana msemo,''What happens in Las Vegas,stays in Las Vegas''
    Inatosha tu kusema kwamba hawa watu,nimekuja hapa,nimeona kwamba they are very corrupt,very inventive,very imaginative in the way they think of new ways to be corrupt.
     
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    JackieJoki Member

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    what were you trying to say, you just wasted my time
     
  8. Kiruke cha Ibwe

    Kiruke cha Ibwe Member

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    lugha jamani, lugha.
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Lugha imefanya nini hapo?
     
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    pejohny Member

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    Mhn..Maana yake ni nini?? Ukishindwa kuelezea, basi utakuwa umetupotezea muda wetu :p:(:<
     
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    Maswali menyewe ni haya:-

    1. Je Ganesh na Gongagonga wanatoka kijiji kimoja?
    2. Je Gongagonga kashammega dada yake Ganesh
    3. Gongagonga kashamegewa Ganesh?
     
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