Who (Hu) Is the President of China Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see you。 Whatââs happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Letâs hear it. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: Thatâs what I want to know. Condi: Thatâs what Iâm telling you. George: Thatâs what Iââm asking you。 Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellowâs name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu。 George: The Chinese? Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya?asking me for? Condi: Iâm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well,Iâm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: Thatââs the manâs name. George: Thatâs whose name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes sir. George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: Thatâs correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: Call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N.? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N! Condi: Kofi? George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice here. George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.