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joke about hu jin tao

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Andrew Nyerere, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. Andrew Nyerere

    Andrew Nyerere Verified User

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    Who (Hu) Is the President of China

    Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.

    SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

    George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Let’s hear it.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That’s what I want to know.

    Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

    George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow’s name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu。

    George: The Chinese?

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

    Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That’’s the man’s name.

    George: That’s whose name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes sir.

    George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condi: That’s correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: Call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condi: Rice here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
  2. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

    Feb 13, 2009
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    and the word on da street....
    huyu anatembelea bongo kesho sio genuine, ni counterfeit.
    genuine Jintao yupo China anatwanga mzigo.
  3. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    h aha ha ha ha ah ha ah ha ha h ah ah

    Hu..........Koffi..........Rice........Yes Sir........ kazi kweli keli kwa nini wasitumie kalamu na karatasi?