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Johnny and the rabbits

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Jul 10, 2009.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits ‚ and another 2 rabbits and another 2‚ how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven Sir

    Teacher: No‚ listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits ‚ and another
    2 rabbits and another 2‚ how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples‚ and another 2 apples and another 2‚ how many will you have?

    Johnny: Six.

    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits ‚ and another 2 rabbits and another 2‚ how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven!!!

    Teacher: Where the **** do you get seven from?!?!?

    Johnny: Because I fucking have 1 at home!!!

     
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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    Sorry guys I made a mistake of changing the colour of the text to white on a white background! my fault, please highlight the words to read. Mods please help me to rectfy the situation.
     
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    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe...imetulia
     
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo ndo matokeo ya kuhukumu kabla hujampa mtu nafasi ya kujieleza.. Ticha kaja juu umbe dogo alikuwa ana maana yake kujibu vile...

    Mkuu Ubarikiwe sana
     
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