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John kwenye appointment

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    John katika kipindi cha likizo alikuwa akikutana na jane tuition, kama wanafunzi walivyo John akawa anasomesha mtoto lakini jane akawa anamzungusha. Siku ya siku Jane akamkubalia John lakini mambo ya mechi yatafanyika kwakina Jane Sab10 jion. Mda kufika John akawa kwakina jane, gafla baba yake jane kafungua Mlango.
    Baba: Nikusaidie nini kijana
    John: Samahani mzee Shikamoo, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu kwa jane tunasoma nae.
    Baba: Jane njoo haraka kuna mgeni wako.
    John: Mambo Jane nimekuja kuazima kile kitabu cha literature ''is it possible today''
    Jane: Hiko sina ninacho kile cha '' This time tomorrow'' ni kizuri sana
    Baba: Ha ha ha watoto wasiku hizi safi sana mnapenda sana kujisomea vitabu vya kingereza, kijana nakukaribisha sana nyumba kwangu.
     
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    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    baba kasomesha mtoto alafu anakuja kuonekana mjinga, 'kweli wema usizi uwezo'
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwa zaman hiyo
     
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    DULLAH B. JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwa zaman hiyo[/QUOTE]
    cku wana2mia mtandao tu kama cell phone na fb nk.
     
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    dejoka Member

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    daah ebana eeh hii kali
     
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    daaaaaaaaaaahhh kaka umetisha, is it possible nimemkumbuka LELIONKA.
     
  7. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Hatari kwelikweli, watoto hawashikiki tena...
     
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    Hehehehehe
     
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    Hao watoto inaonekana wako makini na shule pia,
     
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    Bei Mbaya JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaah
     
  11. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    watoto wa siku hizi tabu tupu.
     
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    ha ha ha watoto hao tunawakaribisha janvini.
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Ooooo asante lakini nilishaeweka last two weeks hapa jamvini! Saafi kama hujaidesa japo umei-modify!!!
     
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    Grey87 Member

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    Aaaah!cyo vibaya,kijana anaonyesha nimjanja,safi i i i i i sana kijana John Muhun,heb jiulze ww unge2mia ujanja gan kwny mazngra ka hyo,syo kusepa kwl?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    umenikumbusha mbali kidogo mkuu... Teh teh teh
     
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    haaaaaa haaaaaaaa
     
  17. Kel.G

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    Nmeipenda hyo
     
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    STAM BOY Member

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    Sasa kutana na mzazi aliyesoma halafu awaulize "AM I THE RIVER BETWEEN?"
     
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